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Gilbert
Orange Belt
Joined: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 158
Styles: aikido
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 Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject: a little fight |
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bob and mike want to challenge each other..
both get in there stance and here they go.
bob launches a sidekick to the knee
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Northren Ogre
Purple Belt
Joined: 02 Jun 2002
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Location: Peace River, Alberta
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| Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Mike is slow and his timing is way off. The side kick lands with full effect, sending Mke to the ground , screaming in sheer agony!
Bob, being high on meth, does not let up from here. He begins to kick Mike while he rolls around on the ground, but as Mike writhes on the ground, Bob misses and jams his toe full force against a wayward stone. His toe breaks and he lets out a roar of agony, and begins to hop on one foot as he holds his now purple toe.
Mike, seeing an oppertunity for retribution, seizes the rock in both hands and smashes the other foot of Bob. Bob falls to the ground as he tries to hold both feet in the air at the same time. Mike quickly crawls on top of Bob and begins to tap him on the forehead with a knuckle and demands that he now name ten candy bars!
Bob cannot take the everpresent tapping on his skull and reaches up, grabbing a fistfull of Mikes sweet "Joe Dirt" mullet, causing Mike to scream like a 6 year old girl. Mike responds with an open hand slam to Bob's face while asking "Who's your Daddy?!?!" This infuriates Bob, who quickly grabs hold of Mike's left nipple and twists fast and hard, delivering the dreaded Purple Nurple! The pain reduces Mike to tears and forces him to lose the mounted position as he rools into the classic defensive position known as the Fetal Position. Bob sees the oppertunity for the perfect finishing move.
Bob keeps Mike in a tight ball with constant pressure on the now bruised and swolled nipple and grabs a hold of Mikes exposed Hanes underwear waistband and quickly yanks it skyward. Mike now realizes what is coming and attempts to roll to his back, but it is too late, the waistband is now at head level and Bob has finished Mike with a perfectly executed "Atomic Wedgie". The waistband of the too often worn/not often washed Hanes gives way, and is drawn up and over Mikes head. Bob dances his victory dance around a crumpled and defeated Mike, while holding high his waistband trophy!
Congratulations Bob......you win!!
That was fun....who's next?? =)
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Gilbert
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Styles: aikido
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what an imagination we got here....
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Northren Ogre
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Gilbert
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 i get you
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on the post.
