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Valn
Orange Belt
Joined: 23 Aug 2001
Posts: 117
Location: Tampa, FL
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A millionaire Martial Arts master had a party every year for his new Black Belts. Each year he would gather the new Black Belts around his huge swimming pool and issue a challenge to them:
"This pool is filled with man-eating sharks. Anyone brave enough to jump in and swim all the way across can have one of three things: My lovely daughter in marrage, half of my liquid cash or all of my oil wells."
Just then he heard a loud splash and turned to see a young Black Belt swimming frantically across the pool, climbing out the other side with his clothing in shreds.
Amazing," the master exclaimed, "You're the first one to ever try it. Do you want my daughter's hand in marriage?"
"NO" replied the student
"Half of my liquid cash?"
"NO" he replied.
"Ahh, then all my oil wells."
"NO" replied the student.
"Then what DO you want?" the master asked.
The young Black Belt replied "I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL PUSHED ME IN THE POOL!"
PS> I can't remember where I found this joke but I thought it was funny enough to post it here. |
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babysteffee
Green Belt
Joined: 21 Aug 2001
Posts: 378
Location: Durham, UK
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2001 5:18 am Post subject: |
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| good... |
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iamrushman
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Joined: 03 Jun 2001
Posts: 1923
Location: ft. lauderdale,florida
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2001 11:04 am Post subject: |
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Joecooke007
Brown Belt
Joined: 24 Nov 2001
Posts: 720
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Now that's rich! 
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SaiFightsMS
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Joined: 28 Oct 2001
Posts: 6397
Location: Ohio
Styles: Shotokan, Shorin Ryu, Shi-to Ryu
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| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2001 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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funny! 
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kicker
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Sep 2001
Posts: 3649
Location: Canada!!!! (The 5th biggest City)
Styles: kickboxing, muay thai, tennis, lots more.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2001 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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LOL thats good 
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Hapkido-Cougar
Orange Belt
Joined: 24 May 2002
Posts: 101
Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 8:52 am Post subject: |
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 lol... Cool story |
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van_damme
Orange Belt
Joined: 13 Mar 2002
Posts: 210
Location: London England
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| Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 10:11 am Post subject: |
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| Now thats funny |
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 10:27 am Post subject: |
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haha
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Kempo_Dude
Orange Belt
Joined: 27 May 2002
Posts: 180
Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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Cool
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Kempo dude says: Stand up show me what you got, im black belter in kempo, im a Kempo champ. lets see who will win! |
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