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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12964
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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Simple curiosity. 
Did you know that statistically speaking you're never more than 3 feet from a spider? |
No, statistically speaking, I am never more than 3 feet away from a DEAD spider!!! 
Ok, I jumped in, so I'll take it. If I stopped to think why I was posting, then I would have lost time on making another post!!
Did Bruce Lee make his own martial art, or did Bruce Lee make the martial arts his own?
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obiwansbane
Blue Belt
Joined: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 284
Location: Canada
Styles: Open Shotokan,
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definately made his own martial art... only chuck norris holds claim to all martial arts 
do you think chuck norris really deserves pages upon pages of chuck norris jokes?
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cnada
Orange Belt
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 108
Location: chesapeake
Styles: tae kwon do
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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definately made his own martial art... only chuck norris holds claim to all martial arts
do you think chuck norris really deserves pages upon pages of chuck norris jokes? |
No, he doesn't deserve that.
OK, now that Chuck Norris walked away from me, here's my REAL answer: yes, he does, cuz they're FUNNY!
What would you do if Pennywise jumped out in front of you?
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obiwansbane
Blue Belt
Joined: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 284
Location: Canada
Styles: Open Shotokan,
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get an autograph and then sell it to u (im guessing ure a huge fan)
how smart am i for taking advantage of cnada's pennywise interest and turning it into profit for myself
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cathal
Black Belt
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 1941
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan, Jiu-Jitsu, Ryukyu Kobujutsu
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Wise? Not so sure...clever perhaps, or opportunistic even.
Did you know the original version of Monopoly was circular?
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12964
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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definately made his own martial art... only chuck norris holds claim to all martial arts
do you think chuck norris really deserves pages upon pages of chuck norris jokes? |
No, he doesn't deserve that.
OK, now that Chuck Norris walked away from me, here's my REAL answer: yes, he does, cux they're FUNNY!
What would you do if Pennywise jumped out in front of you? |
No, cathal, I didn't know that. Cool.
In regards to the quote above, did you know that Chuck Norris has gone on TV shows regarding these jokes, and he kind of likes them? (His favorite was the push-up one, I think.)
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Sengra
Purple Belt
Joined: 24 Aug 2005
Posts: 521
Location: Philippines
Styles: Fencing
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Nope, never heard of it, much less the jokes. (What planet am I living!!!)
ok to give me an idea...
What is the funniest chuck norris joke for you?
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Philosophical One
Yellow Belt
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Posts: 44
Styles: Shotokan
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When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.
Hee Hee it's funny
What's the naughtiest thing you ever did as a kid?
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Shotokan-kez
Black Belt
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 1923
Location: Manchester uk
Styles: shotokan karate
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I stole money from my mums purse to buy sweets
whats your greatest ever achievement?
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Philosophical One
Yellow Belt
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Posts: 44
Styles: Shotokan
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Passing my drivers test
What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do?
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on the post.
