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Beiner
Orange Belt
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 224
Styles: JuJutsu/akido/Karate
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after you sing her a complete operetto.
Why is calgary so freaking cold |
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Northren Ogre
Purple Belt
Joined: 02 Jun 2002
Posts: 520
Location: Peace River, Alberta
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Calgary is so cold because of the gusts of wind created by the Huge amount of sucking provided by Edmonton! (sorry Edmonton)
Can you insulate with squeeze cheese?
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jarrettmeyer
Orange Belt
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 238
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
Styles: Shorei Goju Ryu (6th Kyu)
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A: Yes, but mice will eat the insulation.
Q: How many roads can a man walk down before you call him a man? |
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foreveryoung001
Purple Belt
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Posts: 511
Location: Michigan, USA
Styles: Chung Do Kwan
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47. But, if you take I-75 past U.S.-2, and shoot across on highway-10, you might be able to knock that down by 6 or 7.
One thing I've always wanted to know,
who did write the book of love?
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Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"
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Beiner
Orange Belt
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 224
Styles: JuJutsu/akido/Karate
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povoratti
My question is this, what are the next winning lottery numbers |
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foreveryoung001
Purple Belt
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Posts: 511
Location: Michigan, USA
Styles: Chung Do Kwan
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Hang on... I'm asking my magic eight-ball....
uh.... "ask again later"
ooh, sorry.
what kind of hair cut do I need in order to be popular?
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Beiner
Orange Belt
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 224
Styles: JuJutsu/akido/Karate
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A mullet or reverse mohawk
When people pray why do they look down, isnt heaven supposed to be up? |
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foreveryoung001
Purple Belt
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Posts: 511
Location: Michigan, USA
Styles: Chung Do Kwan
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They're showing reverence to God.... or they're looking to see if any loose change fell out of the collection basket.
What's for dinner tonight?
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Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"
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vitasama
White Belt
Joined: 09 Oct 2004
Posts: 18
Location: North Carolina
Styles: Jeet Kune Do(others)
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Guess that depends on what your cooking...I could go for some chinese food right now! 
Describe your ideal experience
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Beiner
Orange Belt
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 224
Styles: JuJutsu/akido/Karate
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me my ex, sitting on a deck in the middle of autumn, sipping hot chocolate watching the sunset slowly turning into stars. Talking like we just saw eachother , and holding eachother like nothing else matters.
What up * cat woOOoOo |
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on the post.
