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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 963
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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What are you talking about?
How invented MArtial Arts or when was it invented? |
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foreveryoung001
Purple Belt
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Posts: 511
Location: Michigan, USA
Styles: Chung Do Kwan
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It was actually a guy named Fred. He was really looking for a new way to Bar-B-Que Chicken and the MA's were just a side effect... By the way, he never did perfect his chicken recipe', but the Martial Arts have flourished.
Did my foot just fall asleep, or am I coming down with some dreaded illness?
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Student: "Why did you hit that guy with a chair? Why didn't you use your karate?"
Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."
Lesson: Practice until you don't have to think. |
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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 963
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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If you have the FTFAANWU (Fott that falls asleep and never wakes up), well you will know
What is the ultimate website?? |
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vitasama
White Belt
Joined: 09 Oct 2004
Posts: 18
Location: North Carolina
Styles: Jeet Kune Do(others)
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Either this one...or anipike 
Have you ever defeated an opponet with the use of only your left eyelid?
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Beiner
Orange Belt
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 224
Styles: JuJutsu/akido/Karate
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yeh he said I was too cute to hit 
What are the 13 secret spices in KFc |
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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 963
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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There are onyl four (flour, salt, pepper and monosodium glutamate)
If someone payed you 1 million $ would you move to Iraq? |
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Beiner
Orange Belt
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 224
Styles: JuJutsu/akido/Karate
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No id keep the milion and live here.
What is a swampdonkey |
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Northren Ogre
Purple Belt
Joined: 02 Jun 2002
Posts: 520
Location: Peace River, Alberta
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A swampdonkey has two definitions 1) it is a Moose
2) It is a less than attractive member of the opposite sex that one wakes up next to after a hard night of drinking.
Why do I know what a swampdonkey is?
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Beiner
Orange Belt
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 224
Styles: JuJutsu/akido/Karate
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Your Canadian (So am I, Just figured someone would amek something funny up)
What time does Micheal JAckson go to bed? |
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foreveryoung001
Purple Belt
Joined: 22 Sep 2004
Posts: 511
Location: Michigan, USA
Styles: Chung Do Kwan
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About 10 minutes after his "special" friends go to bed... you know the one's I'm referring to... 
Why did my son drop all of the eggs out of the carton this morning?
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Master: "Hitting him with a chair was the only karate I could think of at the time."
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on the post.
