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Whitefeather
Blue Belt
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Posts: 289
Location: Pacific Northwest
Styles: Shudokan Karatedo
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 Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject: Blond Jokes |
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Hey everybody, post your favorite blonde jokes here.
Here are mine:
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Purple
(that one may seem a bit lame, it is better in person)
Three blondes and one redhead were walking down a street. One by one, the three blondes walked into a bar. The redhead ducked.
David
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Kieran-Lilith
Brown Belt
Joined: 12 Jan 2005
Posts: 673
Location: Ohio
Styles: Eugue Ryu, Iaido, Aikido
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| Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were going to be executed.
The brunette was up first, and as the men prepared to shoot, she yelled "Hurricane!" and caused a panic. In the chaos, she escaped.
The redhead was next, and as the men were ready to shoot, she yelled "Tornado!" and caused a panic. The the chaos, she escaped.
The blonde watched this, and it was her turn. As the men were ready to shoot, she yelled "Fire!" and was shot.
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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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| Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:38 am Post subject: |
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Am extremely offended by this thread as a blonde....
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone
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getawaytkd
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Joined: 17 May 2006
Posts: 221
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| Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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| funny ones |
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mindsedgeblade
Orange Belt
Joined: 27 Feb 2005
Posts: 168
Location: Penn State
Styles: TKD/american boxing/JJ, basic staff work
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Wow- it's been a while since i posted, and these may be lame jokes- but here goes:
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
1) Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
(don't know about that one)
2) Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q: How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
A: See other side...
LOL- and for the McDonald's joke, it also works at college.
Q: What does the arts major say after she graduates?
A: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
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kickchick101
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Joined: 03 Aug 2006
Posts: 3
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Q)What do you call a smart blonde?
A) a golden retriever |
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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| Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:35 am Post subject: |
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How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
White out all over the screen.
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Jeet Kune Do
Blue Belt
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 293
Styles: Jeet Kune Do, Nunchaku, Boxing
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you know, most of these I dont understand
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patusai
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 1639
Location: Chicago, Illiniois
Styles: So Ryu, Shorin Ryu, Isshin Ryu
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| Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:07 am Post subject: |
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| I'm still laughing about a few of these |
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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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As am now a brunette - so am I!!!!!!
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on the post.
