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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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A disaster occurred earlier today when a a small two-seater plane crashed into a local cemetery. Search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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Shotokan-kez
Black Belt
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 1922
Location: Manchester uk
Styles: shotokan karate
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 Laughing my head off at these jokes, they are so funny.
What goes...black and white black and white black and white black and white black and white black and white black and white black and white.
A penguin rolling down a steep hill! 
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Tef
Yellow Belt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 77
Location: Berknam, Shaolifornia
Styles: Shaolin Kempo, Wu-Tang Sword, Muay Thai, Kechwa MA
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In Notre dame, quasimodo finally passes away and the church guy (I'm Buddhist, so i have no clue about Catholic heirarchy) needs to find a new church bell ringer. Unfortunately, no one wants the job. For a week, the father has to run up to the top of the bell tower, ring the bell for services, the run down to start them up. Finally, a man comes with no arms and says "I'll be the church bell guy." The priest asks "how? you have no arms." The armless guy replies "Watch this." The father watches as the armless guy swings his head into the bell. The bell rings. Unfortunately, the bell swings around and hits the armless guy. Although there is a railing around the bell tower, the armless guy can't grab it, so he falls off the tower and dies. The father runs down the tower to perform some death prayer thing (sorry, Buddhist remember?), but the guy never gave the priest his name. Someone on the street comes up to the priest and asks "did you know what his name was?" The priest replies...
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
"No, but his face rings a bell." (GROAN....)
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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You remember the old Yogi Bear cartoons? Well, originally there was going to be two Yogis. Know what happened?
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They made a little Boo-Boo.
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Semaj
Yellow Belt
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Posts: 42
Location: Chicago
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Nurse: Doctor Doctor there's an invisible man waiting for you- He's really sick!
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him!
2 muffins are in an oven, one says jeez its hot as hell in here and the other says Holy Crap a talking muffin!
Did you hear about the dog who, although born without a nose, could still sniff out cancer?
No, how did he smell?
Terrible! (like this joke)
Did you hear about the actress who stabbed that guy?
What?!?!?!?
Yeah it was like Reese, Reese something...
Witherspoon?!
No no no with er knife!
Did you hear about the blackbelt who joined the army?
No?
Yeah the first time he saluted he nearly killed himself!
A priest a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar
ouch
I got s'more but woodint want to make you too stoopid |
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boyo1991
Orange Belt
Joined: 06 Apr 2007
Posts: 162
Styles: taekwondo, boxing
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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!
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on the post.
