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Shotokan-kez
Black Belt
Joined: 13 May 2006
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Location: Manchester uk
Styles: shotokan karate
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 Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:35 am Post subject: Cheesy jokes |
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List as many cheesy jokes as possible...i mainly remember them from being a kid.
Patient..Doctor doctor i feel like a bridge
Doctor..Whats come over you
patient..Well two lorries, 50 cars, 4 taxi's, and 8 vans
 Cheesy i know but they all are 
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Leopard claw
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Styles: White Lotus Kung Fu, Judo, Isshin-Ryu and Shorei-Ryu for life!
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First guy.. I can't see, I can't see!
The second guy.. What's the matter?
First guy.. I had my eyes closed!
Got to love the Three stooges!
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Shotokan-kez
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What did the biscuit say when it got run over........
Oh crumbs!
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Leopard claw
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I took a train once, but they made me put it back!
Groucho Marx
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Shotokan-kez
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Leopard claw
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What's the best thing that looks on a lawyer? A Doberman Pinscher!
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Leopard claw
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Why won't Nija's change a light bulb? They are afraid of the light!  Yeah, yeah I know! 
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
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Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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When asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 8 pieces, Yogi Berra replied: "Oh, 4, I can't eat 8."
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Shotokan-kez
Black Belt
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Location: Manchester uk
Styles: shotokan karate
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These are so cool, keep them coming guys.
man..waiter waiter there's a fly in my soup!
waiter..don't worry sir, that spider on your bread will soon get rid of it.
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Orion
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Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Posts: 309
Location: Norfolk, England
Styles: Shotokan Karate
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
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on the post.
