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WhiteBelt
Green Belt
Joined: 26 Dec 2002
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| Chopsticks. Superior numbers win. |
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kle1n
Green Belt
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
Posts: 402
Location: Cologne, Germany
Styles: Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2003 5:43 am Post subject: |
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i would use the fork or pheraps empty hands
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Raiden
Yellow Belt
Joined: 14 May 2003
Posts: 33
Styles: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2003 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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Forks definately. Much easier to eat with. I prefer to kill the people at my dinner table with my bare hands so I don't need no stinking chop sticks to take them out 
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Synaesthesia
Orange Belt
Joined: 29 Dec 2002
Posts: 200
Styles: dillantettish word warrior
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2003 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Although forks require less skill, many foods can be eaten faster with chopsticks. I also believe that sharp chopsticks constitute better weapons than forks due to their smaller striking area, greater length and superior numbers.  |
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Davison
Blue Belt
Joined: 28 Apr 2003
Posts: 315
Location: Illinois
Styles: Hakko Denshinryu Jujutsu Kodokan Judo
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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chopsticks!
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1ONEfighting
Orange Belt
Joined: 11 Apr 2003
Posts: 206
Location: Lawrence Kansas
Styles: A pinch of this, a dash of that.
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2003 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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Reminds me of an old Seinfeld bit. Picture chinese farmers, working all day with a pitchfork and a shovel, and what do they base their eating utensils on? Two pool cues.
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Drunken Monkey
Black Belt
Joined: 10 Apr 2002
Posts: 3559
Location: bar italia
Styles: white chocolate profiteroles and natas....
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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i think i'm going to have to support the chopsticks on this one.
obviously you have to look at how you eat with chopticks. i mean, you won't use a knife and fork with a bowl so don't think about using chopsticks with a dinner plate.
both ends of chopsticks can be used to pick up food to maintain a certain leverl of hygiene, and with a bowl, well, have you seen a chinese scoop rice into his mouth? a bowl can go from full to empty in a matter of secondes.
and then there's the point of if you can't use chopsticks like how they're meant to, you can still spear the food with a single chopstick.
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on the post.
