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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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 Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 4:24 am Post subject: Dead Duck (Not cruel) |
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm
so sorry,your duck has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
Yes, I'm quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done
any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and
returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments
later with a cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed
delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed
softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,
this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"£150!", she cried.
£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry but if you'd taken my word for it at the outset,
the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat
Scan, it's now £150
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patusai
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 1639
Location: Chicago, Illiniois
Styles: So Ryu, Shorin Ryu, Isshin Ryu
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| Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:15 am Post subject: |
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 Thanks for the laugh |
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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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| Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:01 am Post subject: |
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I know its not all that intelligent but when I got that joke it just seriously tickled me!!
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Sohan
Black Belt
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 1986
Location: Atlanta
Styles: Shorin Ryu Karate-Do, Muay Thai, Shudokan Karate-Do, Boxing, BJJ, Hung Gar Gung Fu
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| Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:40 am Post subject: |
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That's funny! 
With respect,
Sohan
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June1
Black Belt
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
Posts: 1090
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan Karate
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! That's so great! Really unique! I'm impressed.
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Red J
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Aug 2002
Posts: 2277
Location: WPB, FL
Styles: Shaolin Kempo Nidan
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| Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 6:24 am Post subject: |
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Good one.
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Whitefeather
Blue Belt
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Posts: 289
Location: Pacific Northwest
Styles: Shudokan Karatedo
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| Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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Hehehe*snork*hehehe
Good one,
David
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Blackbelt1400
Yellow Belt
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 56
Location: Connecticut
Styles: Tang Soo Do, Ju Jit Su
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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Lol, good one.
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12924
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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That was worth a chuckle!
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ArisuTanaka
Yellow Belt
Joined: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 40
Styles: Freestyle, Kali/Arnis/Escrima/sticks
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| Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Got lost at first, thought about it. Lol.
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on the post.
