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Sohan
Black Belt


Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 1986
Location: Atlanta
Styles: Shorin Ryu Karate-Do, Muay Thai, Shudokan Karate-Do, Boxing, BJJ, Hung Gar Gung Fu
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:11 am Post subject: Defending Against Being Attacked By a Piece of Fresh Fruit |
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The boat oar thread got me thinking. What's the oddest weapon you've ever trained with?
For me, it was, and I'm not kidding, a carrot. A seminar speaker, explaining the value of using ordinary household implements as weapons, produced from his bag a carrot, then in all seriousness attempted to show us the many benefits of utilizing a piece of produce as a weapon. We really thought it was a joke, initially, until we realized he was dead serious. It was rather difficult to keep a straight face until the end of the demonstration.
I wonder if he was a big Monty Python fan.
Respectfully,
Sohan _________________ "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo
"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim
"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu |
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lordtariel
Black Belt


Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: |
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That's cool! I haven't really used anything crazy as an improvised weapon, mostly sticks and such, but my friend bought this steel reinforced 3 foot stuffed moose that was sturdy enough for someone to use it as a bench. He then got a video on using a bench as a weapon like in the jackie chan movies and is currently trying to learn moose-fu. _________________ There's no place like 127.0.0.1 |
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Sohan
Black Belt


Joined: 08 Apr 2006
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Location: Atlanta
Styles: Shorin Ryu Karate-Do, Muay Thai, Shudokan Karate-Do, Boxing, BJJ, Hung Gar Gung Fu
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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Moose fu.
Respectfully,
Sohan _________________ "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo
"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim
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GOM
Orange Belt

Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe...moose.
I sometimes use my wife as a weapon. She is small enough to pick up and twirl around, so if we are in a self defense situation, I know I will be able to pick her up, and use her body as a shield and strike with her.
She doesn't know it yet, but I do.... |
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Blackbeltblonde
Yellow Belt

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Where ever I am.. I am located there ;)
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe...moose.
I sometimes use my wife as a weapon. She is small enough to pick up and twirl around, so if we are in a self defense situation, I know I will be able to pick her up, and use her body as a shield and strike with her.
She doesn't know it yet, but I do.... |
ROFL!!! That's hystarical!
I think for me it was a plate and spatchula (sp?) also for a self defense class..
Although keys and a credit card is pretty sweet too!
~BBB _________________ Training 14 years
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KarateK
Black Belt


Joined: 09 Nov 2005
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Sohan
Black Belt


Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 1986
Location: Atlanta
Styles: Shorin Ryu Karate-Do, Muay Thai, Shudokan Karate-Do, Boxing, BJJ, Hung Gar Gung Fu
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:24 am Post subject: |
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I tried to explain "car kata" in my shorin ryu class but was met with this...
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Respectfully,
Sohan _________________ "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo
"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim
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lordtariel
Black Belt


Joined: 19 Jan 2006
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Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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elbows_and_knees
Black Belt

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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| The most unique non-weapons I've ever been shown to use are keys and credit cards. My favorite is a small, tactical flashlight. |
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Doublelegtakedown
Yellow Belt


Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 98
Location: NJ
Styles: Folkstyle,Greco-Roman, and free style wrestling and soon to be BJJ!
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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wowwwwwwww weird weapon.
was it like in matilda? she made the carrot go up her brothers nose! lol |
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