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Hapkido-Cougar
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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2002 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont you think that car's heads silly?
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Kempo_Dude
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2002 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever, Cars dont get silly.
Cause they dont have any brains.

Cool story

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2002 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha I'm the car I drive. A totally modified and tricked out supercharged Mustang Cobra. 500 hp. fast, powerful, and aggressive.

Pete

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ckdstudent
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2002 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a Suzuki Swift 3 litre, small, unassuming, innocent looking, low fuel consumption, low maintenance, somewhat shabby, cheap to insure and accelerates like the devil when you put your foot down.

[ This Message was edited by: ckdstudent on 2002-05-29 14:52 ]
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am most definitely a Mini. British Racing Green!
I love those things, but mostly because I'm so small...

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Bitseach
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeygirl - cool! What do you think of the New Mini? I have to say that they're not very mini - the wheelbase is actually kinda standard-sized!

I am also what I drive, er, a 50cc Vespa Scooter! Slow but steady with good fuel economy.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2002 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We did this as a writing exercise many years ago in grade school. I had a good friend who's Dad was a Chevy salesman. Their favorite family joke was that Ford stood for "fix or repair daily". So my friend, who just happaned to have a problems with recurring bronchitis started her piece : " I am a ford, I need to be fixed or repaired daily".

True story.
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