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SaiFightsMS
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of a car are you?

Say are you a classic 65 Mustang lovingly maintained to better than showroom condition with a powerfull engine and a spotless paintjob.

Are you a rusted out Chevy Chevette with holes in the floorboard and doors, broken headlights and a seriously under powered eginge that rarely fires on all 4 cylinders.

How about I am a Model T Ford. I am a revolutionary that helped change the world. I am still here in near mint condition. I was found in an old barn and lovingly restored and am a valued museum piece.

So what kind of car are you?
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shotochem
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, easy on the chevette that was my first car and to me it felt like a Rolls Royce!!!!

I guess you could call me that same chevette only
with a 4 barrel 8 cyl under the hood......Though I can be a little dented and rusty at times too....

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am what I drive.

BMW 525i

Slightly older model - comfy family car - no badge on the back. Everyone therefore assumes it's a 1.8 4cyl when in fact it's a 6cyc 2.5 with a Dinan chip



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2002 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nissan Skyline GT-R...
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YODA
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wish ......



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striking_cobra
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i am a new volkswagon turbo beatle...i'm new and sporty...taking the older guys by suprise (i'm only 19) even though i don't look like much i pack a punch that takes people by suprise. (and with my roll over features i'm perfect for grappling lol )

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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2002 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

can you say Hummer!

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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2002 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well i guess i would have to be an earlier model sports car of some discription. They made them a little heavier and with more character in those days. Can take a reasonable hit and not fold up like the late model jobs. Slightly modified with a little more under the hood than standard. The springs may be worn, the suspension a little saggy but can still turn on a burst of speed when the need arises with reasonable handling.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2002 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I am probably a Chevy Tahoe, not too big but rather powerful but lags at speed a bit.

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2002 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mercury Cougar-Sports-Car..
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