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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2003 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

actually yes - i wondered about some of these
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2003 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember wondering that when I was 5...my parents wouldn't answer me when I asked them, so I ended up imagining these blind people driving around all the time. So then when some driver pulls a boneheaded move, and my parents are like: "What is he, BLIND???" I'd just say "Probably, Daddy."
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2003 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

""What is he, BLIND???" I'd just say "Probably, Daddy.""
when my parents got mad when they were driving, i just wondered what all of those words and hand signals meant...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm you know why train crossing beep as well as flash lights??

For the blind drivers of course..
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2003 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...it all makes sense now...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2003 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

um, well, believe it or not, there are people whose job it is taste pet food...

what i would like to know is, how do they know what our cats and dogs like to eat?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps they were cats or dogs in past lives?
Or maybe they can talk to animals?
Personally I don't really think it matters what dog food tastes like because my dog used to eat paper, and he seemed to enjoy it too.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! Those were really good!
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