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BigGuy
Yellow Belt
Joined: 04 Apr 2003
Posts: 31
Location: Dallas, Texas
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 Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:13 am Post subject: Ever Wonder? |
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? |
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PunchPressQueen75
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Joined: 26 Mar 2002
Posts: 4570
Location: NY, USA
Styles: Tang Soo Do/TKD
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OMG!!! They were good  LOL. Thanks for the morning laugh. dude 
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GhOsCeLL
Yellow Belt
Joined: 13 Apr 2003
Posts: 47
Location: New York, New York USA
Styles: Karate, Aikido, and Jujitsu
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 LOL! Damn, hey did you think of those on your own?? I don't think so, but if you did, you should seriously consider a career in comedy. Anywho, thanks again for the morning laugh.
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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| Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? |
I've always wondered about that!!
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Fenris-wolf
Green Belt
Joined: 08 Jun 2003
Posts: 381
Location: New Zealand
Styles: Muay Thai
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| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:25 pm Post subject: Re: Ever Wonder? |
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| If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? |
I like this one best!
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Let Us Turn The Jump Rope In Accord With Socialist Principles! |
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Icetuete
Black Belt
Joined: 17 May 2003
Posts: 1025
Location: Germany
Styles: ITF Taekwondo
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| hahaha - yeah thanks for the good laugh BigGuy |
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Valithor
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Posts: 997
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Styles: GKR Karate
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| When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? |
I wonder more about how something can be "new" AND "improved"...
If something is new, there has been nothing to precede it; if something has been improved it can't be new... |
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granmasterchen
Black Belt
Joined: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 1027
Location: japan
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i was just going to say that....i have been beaten hahahahah
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battousai16
Black Belt
Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 2069
Location: Wisconsin
Styles: Hwa Rang Do, Omulu Capoeira
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what i've always wanted to know is why there is brail on the key pads in drive through atm machines 
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granmasterchen
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Joined: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 1027
Location: japan
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someone just mentioned that one to me a day or two ago hehehe
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on the post.
