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Kara
Brown Belt
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 730
Location: Calgary
Styles: Okinawan Goju-ryu
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As you turn around to casually wallk away, you walk right into the consealed knife in my hand. The people who are around, think it's just a simple punch to the gut. "don't touch my sister again!" I say. Then,
Victory is mine...
The Bo... is Mine.
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ashworth
Green Belt
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 380
Location: UK
Styles: done a freestyle for several years, and currently training in GKR. Train with my father aswel in the ways of shotokan...
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but then you get shot with a sniper rifle almost a mile away then i have to run a mile to collect my prize!!
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Blackbelt1400
Yellow Belt
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 56
Location: Connecticut
Styles: Tang Soo Do, Ju Jit Su
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It wasn't actually me you stabbed, but a clever decoy. As ashworth goes to collect the bo he finds out that it was a fake and I laugh histarically on the ground. I hear a sound.
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 14628
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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| It wasn't actually me you stabbed, but a clever decoy. As ashworth goes to collect the bo he finds out that it was a fake and I laugh histarically on the ground. I hear a sound. |
As you laugh histerically on the ground, the sound you hear is me, and I kick you a half dozen times while you are down, and then grab the bo, and hit you a couple of more times with it. You are not laughing any more.
Oh, and by the way, I am wearing my ballistics vest, double layered, with a few metal plates. And a helmet.
I throw down a smoke bomb, to disorient all you snipers, and then.....well, you don't know, do you? 
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Blackbelt1400
Yellow Belt
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 56
Location: Connecticut
Styles: Tang Soo Do, Ju Jit Su
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You step on one of my well thought out land mines. A peice of your arm flies over me and hits the currently disoriented snipers. I have a coke then a smile and casually walk away with the bo safely tucked under my arms.
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Shotokan-kez
Black Belt
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 2004
Location: Manchester uk
Styles: shotokan karate
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As your walking along merrily thinking your victorious. I sneak up behind you, get you in a choke hold and knee you in the back, as you fall to the ground i grab the bo and....run for it!
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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I pull out Chuck Norris. A few roundhouse kicks later I walk away with the bo whistling.
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ashworth
Green Belt
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 380
Location: UK
Styles: done a freestyle for several years, and currently training in GKR. Train with my father aswel in the ways of shotokan...
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I run you over stop the car get the bo and drive off
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Dazed and Confused
Orange Belt
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
Posts: 146
Location: Staffordshire, UK
Styles: Past: TKD Current: JKD, Incorporating Silat and Kali
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| Unfortunately ashworth's car was built in the former soviet union and breaks down 500 yards along the road. Cleverly disguised as a mechanic I confuse him with my knowledge of communist car design practice before clocking him over the head with a socket wrench, taking the bo and running gleefully into the night... |
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TigerDude
Green Belt
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 370
Styles: Goju Ryu
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Running in the dark, you foolishly fall into my pit, lined with sharp steel spikes. I use a golf ball retriever to grab the bo, clean the blood off of it with a spare golf towel, then carefully walk away, certain that the bo will be mine forever.
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If you think only of hitting, springing, striking or touching the enemy, you will not be able actually to cut him. You must thoroughly research this. - Musashi |
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on the post.
