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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 14628
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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| lordtariel wrote: |
| I pull out Chuck Norris. A few roundhouse kicks later I walk away with the bo whistling. |
Well, congratulations, you successfully ended the game.
In your mistake of thinking you could control Chuck Norris, you realize that this is not the case. He will sit with the bo, by a tree, and roundhouse kick anyone that comes to him to take it. You can't shoot him, and you can't blow him up, because he is Chuck Norris. 
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 14628
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Blackbelt1400 wrote: |
| You step on one of my well thought out land mines. A peice of your arm flies over me and hits the currently disoriented snipers. I have a coke then a smile and casually walk away with the bo safely tucked under my arms. |
But, I saw the land mine, and jumped over it, grabbing the body that was on the ground, and dropping them on the mine. It was his arm that flew by, and I now leave, cause I ain't messin' with Chuck Norris!!! 
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:25 am Post subject: |
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I pull out the minister's cat and throw it at you. While you're beating it up, I sneak away with the bo.
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ashworth
Green Belt
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 380
Location: UK
Styles: done a freestyle for several years, and currently training in GKR. Train with my father aswel in the ways of shotokan...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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chuck beats up the cat sees you, runs after you and bests you senseless but gets to involved and doesn't stop so I sneak off with the bo and teleport home!!
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 14628
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:37 am Post subject: |
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I hop into your teleport wave, and grap the bo, hit you, and stalk away like Jason Voorhies!
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ashworth
Green Belt
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 380
Location: UK
Styles: done a freestyle for several years, and currently training in GKR. Train with my father aswel in the ways of shotokan...
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| Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: |
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as the teleport waves move so quickly they chopped you in half and everything else you remember is a very long dream so I still have the bo with me in my house:)
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 14628
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| ashworth wrote: |
| as the teleport waves move so quickly they chopped you in half and everything else you remember is a very long dream so I still have the bo with me in my house:) |
And now you find out that I am the Terminator, but you don't find out until I take the bo and thrust it through as I am crawling up behind you!!!!!!
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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| Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:21 am Post subject: |
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But the floor drops out beneath you and drops you into a vat of liquid nitrogen. I grab the bo before it falls in and hide in the woods...
It's ours precious, yes, yes. We've gots the precious!
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
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Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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| lordtariel wrote: |
But the floor drops out beneath you and drops you into a vat of liquid nitrogen. I grab the bo before it falls in and hide in the woods...
It's ours precious, yes, yes. We've gots the precious! |
Ok, nuke goes off. Nobody gets the precious!
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lordtariel
Black Belt
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Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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The bo is more powerful that your pitiful nuclear blast. It's just orbiting the earth now...
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on the post.
