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Blade13
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TRUE STORY
When I was like......6 or so, I was taking a TKD belt test and one of the judges (a man who I had never seen before) said "Does anyone here know what Hell is?" I raised my hand and said " I do! I do!" He said ,"Alright, what is it then?" I replied with "Its the place where the Devil lives." He then said ,"How do you know that?" I said.... "My grandma tells my grandpa to go there all the time!"
My sensei put his hand over my mouth and pulled me off the floor.  
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Joecooke007
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That's pretty funny! Why was the judge asking about hell though? What's up with that? My Grampa's like that to. I guess he kinda went rotten with age although I shouldn't say that. He can be the nicest smartest person I know. 
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Blade13
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I live in south georgia. Bible country. He (the judge)was somewhere in his 60's, I think and down here, most of the older people try to find a way to bring Christianity into anything they can. Im not against Christianity, but when they start bringing it into things that have absolutely nothing to do with religion, then it gets on my nerves. Did you know that we have Christian skate parks here too? Yup, u go to a service, then get to skate for an hour or so. People here are strange. Its all rednecks or religion fanatics, so you can imagine how annoying it can get here. Ever heard a reneck using ebonics? Its hilarious! Ok, Im gettin WAY off topic, so Im gonna shut up. See ya!
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kicker
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Joined: 17 Sep 2001
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Location: Canada!!!! (The 5th biggest City)
Styles: kickboxing, muay thai, tennis, lots more.
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Now that is funny
but I was thinking why would he ask you such a question in a TKD belt test ??( does anyone know what hell is??) 
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Blade13
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He might have explained the reason for that question afterward, but I doubt anyone heard it because of the roaring laughter. I was being pulled away at the time, so I didnt hear it.
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kicker
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Sep 2001
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Location: Canada!!!! (The 5th biggest City)
Styles: kickboxing, muay thai, tennis, lots more.
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well it must have been I always like good laughs except then your stomach gets sore from all the hard laughing
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Jack
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| Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2002 9:34 am Post subject: |
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lol
Maybe he was going to say something about what the grading was going to be like towards the end, or what it would be like to fail or something. hehe |
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TKD_McGee
Purple Belt
Joined: 02 Oct 2001
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Location: Washington
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What do you expect when you go to the Bible belt and try to open up a BUDDIST martial art like TKD?
The Definition of Red Neck is a communist labor union party organizer in the 1920's.
Heh!
He was probabily going to give the testers some hell! 
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on the post.
