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Doublelegtakedown
Yellow Belt
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 98
Location: NJ
Styles: Folkstyle,Greco-Roman, and free style wrestling and soon to be BJJ!
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| ...........he is raped by a big black man and uses his.................. |
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L0G1C
White Belt
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Posts: 22
Location: Berkeley, CA
Styles: Bok-Fu, Muay Thai Kickboxing, Boxing
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Wonder Twins ring and says "Form of my old man" and smacks up the big black man, who actually turns out to be...
(Hey, shouldn't the original black belt be long dead by now? That fool's probably 1000 years old by now. Luckily he attained Nirvana.)
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"See, this verse is blessed with this skill from a subject and verb specialist.
My lyrics hit ya mental like a double reverse crescent kick.
See, y'all can mention me as that emcee as 10th degree verbal black belt." |
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jaymac
Black Belt
Joined: 14 Dec 2005
Posts: 1131
Styles: shotokan (nidan)
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Brittany Spears, who apologizes for really being a low class, poor rated singer by ...
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A great martial artist is one who is humble and respectful of others. |
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supergroup7
Yellow Belt
Joined: 24 Feb 2004
Posts: 37
Location: Canada
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leaving the room quickly, abandoning him to the silence of solitude. He finds time passing slowly so he starts trying to perform the kata of his youth, and only gets to the first 4 movements before....
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My spirit is never daunted by training, but sometimes my body begs to differ. |
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Myth
Yellow Belt
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
Styles: Tang Soo Do
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... evil ninja's hop in and try to ...
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Green belt Tang Soo Do. And I love it! |
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Scotty
Yellow Belt
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 92
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: HSD Karate, Kickboxing, boxing
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| ... sell him time shares; and he.... |
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ff100
Yellow Belt
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 71
Styles: Kyokushin
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| Suddenly he remembers the 5th move of that kata and accidentally knocks the ninja back out the way he came with ........ |
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"Skeet"
Yellow Belt
Joined: 11 Oct 2006
Posts: 67
Location: Indianapolis,In
Styles: Tang soo Do, Kenpo-Karate Jutsu, Allison Tai Jutsu, American Kickboxing
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a back thrust kick, not realizing that he'djust kicked the ninja that all along was his.....
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I come to you with only open hands.
Other weapons I have not.
But should Right or Honor require it,
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Sengra
Purple Belt
Joined: 24 Aug 2005
Posts: 521
Location: Philippines
Styles: Fencing
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long lost twin who was ressurected from the dead by an evil necromancer...
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The stronger swordsman does not always win. |
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Syphax
Orange Belt
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 169
Location: United States
Styles: Tang Soo Do
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| who was actually his sister who... |
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on the post.
