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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We all know many martial arts have terms for movements in the language in which the art originated. What about a collective lanuage for all the words martial artistis use. Words describing the feelings, training techniques.

What would you call the language marial artists speak to each other?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2002 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would call it marguage and mixture between martial and language.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2002 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'de have to establish a few universal words that all martial artists can relete to.

A good place to start would be..... Wattaaaah!!!

Translation = "Take that you brute"



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2002 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since we have to kiai really loud after every technique, in this new language we all have to speak very loud and kiai after every sentence.
WHAT ABOUT THAT, EH??? KIAI.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I guess I could explain it best in story form: I'm in the backyard having a barbecue with my martial arts buddies when someone asks my wife where I am. She simply replies "oh, he's in the backyard talking chop!"
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like pizzaboy's idea. It'd be the only language in the world where punctuation is pronounced, and very loudly at that.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree w/ Pizzaboy but I would rather have it be called Phantasmatics KIAI Language of Death.....

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about making up new meanings for martial arts terms hehehehe. Like a side kick in Korean is Yup chaki .... That sounds like up chuck -y

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not sure but it would have to be something good like some that means " Martial Art Rock "

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2002 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like the old Wattaaaah!!! but i think an action needs to be added? maybe the rip your shirts off and go into the horse stance! (this might not be for some of the ladys) Edit: i forgot KIAI!!!!

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