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cathal
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bushido_man96 wrote:
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What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?


A computer!!


I'd say a keyboard instead. Nyah nyah
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I was close. I was thinking of space as hard drive space. I didn't think of the space bar.

Good pick up, cathal.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What can run but doesn't walk, has a mouth but doesn't talk, has a head but doesn't weep, and has a bed but never sleeps?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A river
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a hole
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like this one, It's the word "wholesome".
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is another fantastic one! The letter E
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