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lordtariel
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Location: Oregon
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 Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:28 pm Post subject: Judo Humor |
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You may have heard this one, but I really liked it. Can't remember where I got it from though.
One Day the Devil challenged God to a Judo tournament. Smiling God said, "You don't have a chance, I've got Kano, Mifune, Kotani, and Kimura up here".
"Yes", snickered the Devil, "but I have all the referees."
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patusai
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Location: Chicago, Illiniois
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NeoMstrSgt
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| Wow that was funny |
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Thaiboxer
Yellow Belt
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
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Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Styles: Muay Thai
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| Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Good one.
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bushido_man96
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Joined: 31 Mar 2006
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Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, and I research Medieval Combat
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Very nice. Is this indicative of the officiating in judo?
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Sohan
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Joined: 08 Apr 2006
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Location: Atlanta
Styles: Shorin Ryu Karate-Do, Muay Thai, Shudokan Karate-Do, Boxing, BJJ, Hung Gar Gung Fu
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| Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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I've heard that joke done with soccer (or as everyone else calls it: "football"). Good joke!
With respect,
Sohan
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ShotokanKid
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I've heard that joke done with soccer (or as everyone else calls it: "football"). Good joke!
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LOL, I've heard it done with spoorts and jobs.
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on the post.
