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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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 Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:40 am Post subject: Kermit gets a loan |
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)
(a masterpiece)
(wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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patusai
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 1639
Location: Chicago, Illiniois
Styles: So Ryu, Shorin Ryu, Isshin Ryu
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Thaiboxer
Yellow Belt
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 48
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Styles: Muay Thai
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| Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:22 am Post subject: |
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Yaeh! I did smile.
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Shui Tora
Green Belt
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 388
Location: UK
Styles: Shotokan (Shodan-ho, 3rd Kyu Adult Syll.), Yamabushi Kenjutsu Ryu, Kyudo, Kyusho
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" The ultimate aim of Karate lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants. " ~ Master Funakoshi |
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NeoMstrSgt
Orange Belt
Joined: 24 Apr 2006
Posts: 143
Location: Northern Kentucky
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| Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:51 am Post subject: |
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| I should have seen it coming, it was pretty funny anyhow |
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koko1969
Yellow Belt
Joined: 12 Aug 2005
Posts: 38
Location: East Coast
Styles: Shotokan Karate
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| Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Clean and cute... |
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on the post.
