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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| joe gets shot back in matrix style hitting the wall |
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penguin540
Yellow Belt
Joined: 20 Feb 2003
Posts: 25
Location: CS, Texas
Styles: tae kwon do, arnis
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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then joe, after landing, does a 180 kickup to a 540, a move possible only in metal gear solid 2
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Maestro
Green Belt
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Posts: 381
Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Bob sees joe attempt some really weird spinny thing(  "metal gear solid"?sounds like joe just went skateboarding? ), and not really knowing what's going on, just kicks joe in the groin in midair 
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| joe curls up into a ball and crys on the floor |
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Maestro
Green Belt
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Posts: 381
Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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| Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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Joe is taken to the hospital to have the family jewels reattatched. He returns to the doechang, and the two square off again...
Bob: 1
Joe: 0
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capn_midnight
Yellow Belt
Joined: 08 May 2002
Posts: 81
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:07 am Post subject: |
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Joe takes the first shot BAM! Hook kick to the back of the head.
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:30 am Post subject: |
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| bob stumbles and throws a lame drunken stylee punch to joes face. |
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Maestro
Green Belt
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Posts: 381
Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:36 am Post subject: |
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Joe ducks under it and comes up with an uppercut towards Bob's jaw...
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niel0092
Brown Belt
Joined: 12 Jul 2001
Posts: 738
Location: Minnesota
Styles: Kali, TKD, judo (formerly)
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:39 am Post subject: |
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Bob backs off, dials 1-800-rent a ninja (for all your ninja needs!) 10 Ninjas show up in a puff of smoke to help him finish off Joe!
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Maestro
Green Belt
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Posts: 381
Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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| Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:41 am Post subject: |
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Joe decides he better pull out the scalpel he swiped from the hospital after the first match, and takes out 7 of the ninjas...
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on the post.
