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Ironberg
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Location: Minnesota, USA
Styles: American Karate, WTF Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Jeet Kune Do
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To be discontinued...
On the other side of the world, Bob and Joe are vigorously sparring. Bob angerly gets back up after one of Joe's powerful punches - and has the stranges hint that Joe is taking illegal steroids.
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cymry
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Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 489
Location: Wales, Great Britain
Styles: Wing Chun, jujitsu, MMA
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Joe has in fact been following Matt Furey's programs, giving him functional strength, endurance, flexibility, sex appeal, height, the ability to fly and calculate pi to a billion decimal places, all for the low low price of $6,000,000,000!
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GrrrArg
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Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| Unfortunately those other little pills he was taking were female hormones.. |
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TheDevilAside
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Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 832
Location: Colorado, USA
Styles: American Kenpo
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Hence why he gained so much sex appeal 
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TheDevilAside
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Posts: 832
Location: Colorado, USA
Styles: American Kenpo
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...and flexibility
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Ironberg
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Joined: 31 Oct 2002
Posts: 801
Location: Minnesota, USA
Styles: American Karate, WTF Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Jeet Kune Do
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And the inability to take hard shots to the chest as well as he used to.
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TheDevilAside
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Posts: 832
Location: Colorado, USA
Styles: American Kenpo
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| Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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But that doesn't matter since his opponents seem to be more gentle with him now
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cymry
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Posts: 489
Location: Wales, Great Britain
Styles: Wing Chun, jujitsu, MMA
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In fact, Bob started coming on to Joe.
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TheDevilAside
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Joe also changed his name to Joanne.
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Ironberg
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Location: Minnesota, USA
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And then Joanne kick Bob in the nuts while he was gazing at Joanne's bosum.
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on the post.
