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Shotokan-kez
Black Belt
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 1922
Location: Manchester uk
Styles: shotokan karate
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Definatly not! YUK. Ryan does that to me all the time, sticks his bottom in the air and then wafts it around in my direction..he is foul lol
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Rateh
Green Belt
Joined: 02 May 2005
Posts: 361
Location: USA
Styles: Chun Kuk Do, Omega MA, BJJ
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Occasionally we have a kid in class that has gas. We do sit-ups every class, so the kid passes gas just about every single time they come up in the sit-up. :p
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KamasandSais
Blue Belt
Joined: 02 Aug 2006
Posts: 257
Styles: karate tae kwon do and jujitsu
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News Paper Headline
"Bushido wins with a one whiff KO wind breaking (fart)." 
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| Yes, thanks a lot guys. Hey, kamasandsais, that was something that you knew that I did not!! |
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12841
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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News Paper Headline
"Bushido wins with a one whiff KO wind breaking (fart)." |
I raise my arms in victory!!!!!
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12841
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Rateh wrote: |
| Occasionally we have a kid in class that has gas. We do sit-ups every class, so the kid passes gas just about every single time they come up in the sit-up. :p |
Another bad time is while stretching.
Incidentally, I have learned to make it a point not to ever eat anything for an hour or two before I go to class. 
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Tef
Yellow Belt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 77
Location: Berknam, Shaolifornia
Styles: Shaolin Kempo, Wu-Tang Sword, Muay Thai, Kechwa MA
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I'm 17 and once this little white belt kid rolled up to me literally with a posse in dojo and said, with the sternest voice "I know i have a lower horse stance than you." I didn't have the heart to say to him, "look, you're 7. Of course you have a lower horse stance." So, i went into the lowest horse stance i could, then he goes into an adequate horse stance and beats me. He goes off laughing and singing to his friends "I beat a purple belt. I beat a purple belt!" It was really funny.
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dragonwarrior_keltyr
Orange Belt
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 127
Location: Alberta, Canada
Styles: shotokan karate
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Lol tef.
We had a good one tonight. Friday's are sparring night so we spent the majority of class fighting. During the last match between two young kids white and yellow belt the white belt stops in the middle of the fight and waves his hand in the air. Senpai called yame (stop) and then asked him what he needed. In a shy little voice he said "Can I go to the bathroom?" before running off in that direction. We were all killing ourselves laughing. Poor kid!
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Semaj
Yellow Belt
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Posts: 42
Location: Chicago
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| Doing warmups when my pants fall, little by little, halfway down my crack!!!!! |
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boyo1991
Orange Belt
Joined: 06 Apr 2007
Posts: 162
Styles: taekwondo, boxing
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lol well i have seen kids instead of paying attention to the sensai, he was picking his nose! nobody noticed besides me cuz they were paying attention(lol) but i only noticed cuz i was right next to him on the side he was picking...
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on the post.
