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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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 Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:49 am Post subject: Lancashire Women |
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Some might not get the humour behind this - kind of a UK thing
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform:
Terry had married a woman from Scotland, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Ireland and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Lancashire lass.
He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned,dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper. |
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Sohan
Black Belt
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 1986
Location: Atlanta
Styles: Shorin Ryu Karate-Do, Muay Thai, Shudokan Karate-Do, Boxing, BJJ, Hung Gar Gung Fu
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not from the UK but I think it's pretty funny. Describes my wife pretty well. 
Respectfully,
Sohan
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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:40 am Post subject: |
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As a lancashire woman I feel I am ok to poke fun at myself and say it is rather me
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patusai
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 1639
Location: Chicago, Illiniois
Styles: So Ryu, Shorin Ryu, Isshin Ryu
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Thaiboxer
Yellow Belt
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 48
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Styles: Muay Thai
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| Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:34 am Post subject: |
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That was Hilarious!LOL
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NeoMstrSgt
Orange Belt
Joined: 24 Apr 2006
Posts: 143
Location: Northern Kentucky
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| Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| Pretty funny, I've known a ouple of ladies very much like that one. |
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on the post.
