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LeaF
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Styles: Goju Ryu Karate-do and Okinawan Kobudo

PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2002 10:17 am    Post subject: Learn Chinese in 5 mins Reply with quote

LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES

Unbelievable ... it really works! Say the following sayings out loud. Make sure you try to use your best Chinese accent when translating the English to Chinese. First the English Phrase and then the Chinese Interpretation....

He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Shing Ka.

This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King.

Is there a fugitive here?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Small Horse.
Tai Ni Po Ni.

Your price is too high!
No Bai Nut Ding!

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim?

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Ni.

I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

Your body odor is offensive.
Yu Stin Ki Pu.

They have arrived.
Hia Dei Kum.

You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

I got this for free.
Ai No Pei.

Stay out of sight.
Lei Lo.

You have a good sense of humor!
Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni!
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monkeygirl
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Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2002 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hilarious...I'll be saying some of these for weeks
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ZeRo
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2002 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha LOL i like that.
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superleeds
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2002 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL
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