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KickChick
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Joined: 02 Aug 2001
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One day the devil challenged God to a Taekwondo tournament. Smiling, God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have some of the greatest ancient Taekkyo masters up here". "Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the referees down here."
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Prodigy-Child
Green Belt
Joined: 02 Jul 2001
Posts: 458
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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hahah thats good
here is a martial arts oxymoron for you......i get a kick outta it......others might think im crazy but oh well
"JUDO-CHOP" |
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Ahazmaksya
Orange Belt
Joined: 08 Nov 2001
Posts: 198
Location: Australia
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Lol Austin Powers rocks |
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YODA
Black Belt
Joined: 25 Jan 2002
Posts: 1033
Location: England (int'north west)
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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Hey PC
There is such thing as a Judo chop 
Atemi isn't practiced in modern Olympic Judo but in the real thing it's there!
As with many competition based arts - the tail is now wagging the donkey 
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KickChick
Black Belt
Joined: 02 Aug 2001
Posts: 3282
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| Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:20 am Post subject: |
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ok... let's get back with the jokes!
Two old black belts continued to compete in Taekwondo tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if Taekwondo tournaments were held in heaven. They made a pact that whomever passed away first would come back and let the other know. About a week later, one of them passed away. A few days later, the surviving black belt saw an apparition of his old buddy.
"Well!" asked the surviving black belt, "Are there any Taekwondo tournaments in heaven?" "I have some good news and some bad news for you," replied the apparition. "The good news is that, yes, there are Taekwondo tournaments in heaven." "The bad news is that your first match is tomorrow afternoon."
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mastertae
Orange Belt
Joined: 15 Dec 2001
Posts: 213
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| I was sparring a white belt and I was not aloud to kick him so I started jumbping around. I kept side stepping him but than I though what if a jumped forward well as soon as I jumped forward he front kicked me right between the legs. I quickly fell to the ground. my grand master came over and spanked which is supposed to help do some thing. Me nephew was watching came up to me and asked me if it hurt alot. wat can I say I am a joke... |
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Hapkido-Cougar
Orange Belt
Joined: 24 May 2002
Posts: 101
Location: Czech Republic
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| Nice match!! |
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Kempo_Dude
Orange Belt
Joined: 27 May 2002
Posts: 180
Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahaha Thats weeping me out.
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KickChick
Black Belt
Joined: 02 Aug 2001
Posts: 3282
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Okay here's a few from my 8 year old ....
How do cattle defend themselves?
they use cow-a-ti (karate)
What tree is a karate champion?
Spruce Lee
What is small, round and green, and know karate?
Bruce Pea
How's that for "clean"???.... I said he was 8 right??? 
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Wed May 29, 2002 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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haha nice
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on the post.
