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Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim
Orange Belt
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 141
Location: Mass
Styles: Tang Soo Do/Chinese Kempo
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 Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject: Murphy's Law For Martial Artists... |
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Murphy's Law For Martial Artists
***The whimp who made it through sparring rounds on luck alone, will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
***The referee will ALWAYS be looking the other way when you score.
***Your Instructor will only use you when demonstrating Joint-Locking techniques or Judo throws
***If you have to use your training in self defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer
***After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on the way back to your seat
***After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a muscle the night before your black belt exam. |
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french fri25
Green Belt
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Posts: 354
Location: long island
Styles: Hapkido, Moo Duk Kwan, Chanbara, Arnis De Mano
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hmmm... kinda seems like you know my life exactly. lol. a few of those things might have happened to me.  . im not gonna mention which ones though.  |
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Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim
Orange Belt
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 141
Location: Mass
Styles: Tang Soo Do/Chinese Kempo
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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haha same here french fri25!  |
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12924
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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| ***Your Instructor will only use you when demonstrating Joint-Locking techniques or Judo throws |
This is me!
Nice list. Very relative, I do believe! 
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DWx
KF Sensei
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 1164
Location: UK
Styles: Tae Kwon Do & Yang family Tai Chi
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| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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Lol I remember performing a form without any mistakes in front of the class and was feeling quite pleased with myself... then tripped over my instructors daughter and nearly squashed her.
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dragonwarrior_keltyr
Orange Belt
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 127
Location: Alberta, Canada
Styles: shotokan karate
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| Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, they are pretty true!
Or how about,
- the time you are asked to demostrate your best technique is class you fall on your face:lol:
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on the post.
