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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques.
If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
another one from judoinfo.com !
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Eye of the Tiger
Purple Belt
Joined: 22 Apr 2002
Posts: 534
Location: England
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I take it that person isn't gonna have a nice day. 
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three60roundhouse
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 10 Jan 2002
Posts: 891
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"The referee will always be looking the other way when you score."
Ugh! The other day we did point sparring in class, and three of the ringside judges were my three brothers! They made a point to have all different responses after my instructor stopped each time@ 
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Yellow Belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
16 Years Old
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ramymensa
Black Belt
Joined: 12 Aug 2002
Posts: 1393
Location: Timisoara, Romania
Styles: Shotokan
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About having to go to the bathroom while in the middle of the exam. Know that, done that 
Fortunatelly sensei thought I've done a great job during training and exam so i "graduated". They told me though i shouldn't have gone to the bathroom, because I was disqualified
Nice FORUM. Congratulations |
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on the post.
