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baronbvp
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Somewhere every three seconds a man is thrown off a cliff and killed in a giant explosion. We have video of this poor man."
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bushido_man96
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I tried this move in class yesterday.

It works.
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baronbvp
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Semaj
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teeheehee
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¶ARADOX
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coooool, someone's gotta teach me that move
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bushido_man96
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

¶ARADOX wrote:
Coooool, someone's gotta teach me that move


I can teach it to you...then you can use it...that is, if you survive the training!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That video really cracks me up. I knew the human body had a powerful explosive potential, but not THAT powerful!

Ed
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THAT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CARRY TO MUCH..GAS...lol
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KNOCKuOUT
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hilarious!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wadorue1 wrote:
THAT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CARRY TO MUCH..GAS...lol


Ah, that's not true! I always have gas, and I haven't blown up yet...
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