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GrrrArg
Black Belt
Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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I should probably run away, but instead I think i'll stand around and pick my nose"
"Don't even think of running away little man, I'm not finshed with you yet, you still need to learn the ancient art of ninja seduction" |
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Black Dragon
Green Belt
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 9:36 am Post subject: |
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The dragon spoke louder now "Now then, repeat after me..Look at my sword dont you see how long it is?
look how it cuts cant you feel how strong it is?"
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GrrrArg
Black Belt
Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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"ahh crud I chopped my tail off again..."
With that the dragon took out his mobile and phoned for and ambulance.
"I can't make it to dragon hospital in this weakened state."
The ambulance arrived. The dragon ate it.
"Red lights give you wings"
Then he flew to the dragon hospital...meanwhle... |
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Black Dragon
Green Belt
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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The Old man the dragon had crushed struggled to regain consoiusness. "Nnneed aaactivator.." One of the ninja's sprayed his rapidly drying curl with activator, causing John to........
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GrrrArg
Black Belt
Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| gigle like a girl... |
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Black Dragon
Green Belt
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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"Let's see how much you gon giggle now, sucka! Ninja's Attack!" All sixty ninjas sprang into action unleashing ...........
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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The Mighty Walrus of Doom!!
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College student... 2 semesters left!
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Black Dragon
Green Belt
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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| Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:57 am Post subject: |
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Two ninjas grabbed super soakers and coated the street with butter hurdling the walrus at him with lightning speed. The sight of the sabre like tusks flying at him was not nearly as bad as the smell it was almost like............
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GrrrArg
Black Belt
Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| pine-fresh air freshener, but... |
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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with an overpowering nuance (there's an oxymoron for ya  ) of "eau de toilet backed up again". It was enough to make John extremely nauseous. In fact, he vomited. The walrus' reaction was...
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on the post.
