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GrrrArg
Black Belt
Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| an bout of explosive, projectile vomiting of its own, in fact the force of the emerging bile was enough to completely reverse the direction of the "The Mighty Walrus of Doom!!" and send it carrering back towards the already depleted group of female ninjas. |
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Black Dragon
Green Belt
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:32 am Post subject: |
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As the Walrus slid backward, a ninja grabbed each tusk and catapulted him forward again even faster, the smell even more nauseating. Jack, pale as a ghost, grabs his staff and readies himself. With only a fraction of a second to think he..........
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GrrrArg
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Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:05 am Post subject: |
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| Uses the staff to lever the walrus into the air on a colision course with the female ninjas, they begin to scatter but some are still pounded into oblivion when the walrus lands on them. R.I.P(ieces)... |
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Black Dragon
Green Belt
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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No sooner did the walrus land then the remaining ninjas vanish in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared he saw some running in the distance. They were running up buildings Crouching Tiger style, he started to give chase, but when.........
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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...he had taken his third or fourth step, he realized he couldn't run up buildings. He considered crying out of jealousy, frustration and exhaustion, but instead...
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Black Dragon
Green Belt
Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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fell to the ground as some type of dart hit him in the back. He managed to pull it out and catch a glimpse of what was on the tip......
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GrrrArg
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Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| to his surprise it was the face of Ronald McDonald... |
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Black Dragon
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Posts: 353
Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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The Mcdonald head began to speak "How you like my special sauce biatch?"..
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GrrrArg
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Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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"hmmm, err, I'll have a supersize fries, a bacon cheese burger, a medium vanilla milkshake and a crunchie McFlurry."
"Well, come on get a move on." |
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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The Ronald McDonald head spat out a to-go bag of food out of his mouth. John opened the bag and peered inside. "Heyyy, this isn't what I ordered!" John cried. He turned to Ronald McDonald to complain, but he had apparently "poofed" out of existence. "Great." John thought. "Not only do I have a band of female ninjas attacking me, Ronald gave me the wrong food..." Suddenly, John realized that when Ronald "poofed" out of existence, he took the female ninjas with him!
Feeling like he owed Ronald something, he decided to eat the food anyway. He took a sip of the coffee and scalded his tongue! The shock of the pain caused him to spill the coffee all over his face, causing severe burns. OH THE TRAGEDY!!!! 
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on the post.
