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Black Dragon
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Joined: 01 Aug 2003
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Location: Irving, TX
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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Vowing revenge on Ronald for the pain and humilition he suffered, he decided to go to the nearest McDonalds and go beserk. But first he would enlist the help of his friend that worked at Baskin Robbins his friend...............................................was SUB-ZERO !!
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GrrrArg
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Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:25 am Post subject: |
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Not the actuall Sub-Zero mind.
That was just his nick-name because he worked in the freezer section so he had a pale and insipid look about him. |
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cymry
Green Belt
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 489
Location: Wales, Great Britain
Styles: Wing Chun, jujitsu, MMA
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:07 am Post subject: |
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So off they went. First they ordered ten Big Macs each with nothing on so the poor burger guys would have to make some fresh ones....
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SaiFightsMS
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Location: Ohio
Styles: Shotokan, Shorin Ryu, Shi-to Ryu
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| then they wanted 10 hot apple pies for dessert |
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cymry
Green Belt
Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 489
Location: Wales, Great Britain
Styles: Wing Chun, jujitsu, MMA
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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After a long wait, they finally get their food. They are displeased with their meals after such a long wait, so they use them as target practise instead. One throws a piece of food, the other countering with a technique. John hits an apple pie with perfect accuracy and graceful power, knocking it right over the counter with a mawashi-geri, where it hits a young, acned member of staff in the face. It explodes and the poor guy falls screaming to th ground...
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cymry
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Posts: 489
Location: Wales, Great Britain
Styles: Wing Chun, jujitsu, MMA
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| Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Sub-Zero deicides he would actually like to eat something, so he goes to the counter and asks for some KFC Chicken in a Burger King box.
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Ozaru
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Joined: 14 Nov 2003
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Styles: TKD
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They exchanged looks of rage after the employee replied "You cant have that...., but you can have my McDonalds foot in your weird lookin ......"
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monkeygirl
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| Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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"...bear trap?" John finished for the employee, whipping out a bear trap (labeled ACME) in perfect cartoon fashion. The poor employee had no time to react, and his foot triggered the trap. 
Then, Sub-Zero...
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cymry
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Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 489
Location: Wales, Great Britain
Styles: Wing Chun, jujitsu, MMA
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| Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:35 am Post subject: |
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The young man began howling in pain, hopping around on his untrapped foot. Sub-Zero grabbed the chain on the bear trap and beagan using the young man as a hammerthrow. He spun very fast, making the man quite uncomfortable and smashing some cash registers, then put him down and challenged him to a Drunken style brawl.
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on the post.
