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capn_midnight
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Joined: 08 May 2002
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Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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 Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:56 pm Post subject: progressive story |
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the idea is to write a brief part of a story. The next person to post will continue the story where you left off, staying consistent with the previous posts.
It can get as silly as you want, just as long as it stays consistent (ie. if a character is said to be green, s/he stays green for the rest of the story, and doesn't suddenly change to be purple)
I'll start you off with my next post....
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capn_midnight
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Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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| Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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It all began in the land of Spam. Not only the origin of the tasty mystery meat product, but also the country of emails that roam free and find people to whom they don't belong.
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Kirves
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Joined: 09 Jan 2003
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| It was one of these free roaming emails that made John nearly drown in his morning coffee. He was offered a once-in-a-lifetime chance to study the ancient ninja art of seduction-by-stealth, "a secret way to get any adult female fall instantly in love with you", as the advertisement said. This was something he had only dreamed about, and now it was being offered to him personally in a secret one-time-offer. |
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hobz
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Joined: 21 Mar 2003
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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For you see, John had picked a bad sparring partner one to many times, and he lacked most of his teeth. Being hideous, he did not have very many girlfriends, in fact, he hadn't had a girlfriend, ever! He promptly replied to the e-mail, hoping to get some answers on how he can become a seduction ninja!
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capn_midnight
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Joined: 08 May 2002
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Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 7:08 am Post subject: |
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Immediately, as if by magic, a reply came in. It simply read, "101st and N Barnes Str" and nothing else. Well, it did have an ad for * at the bottom, but other than that, nothing else.
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
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Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 8:27 am Post subject: |
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John stared at the address, not daring to blink for fear that it might be gone when he opened his eyes. He memorized the address as quickly as he could (he would have written it down, but in his technologically advanced office, he owned neither pen nor paper) and ran outside.
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capn_midnight
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Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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...smack into the tree in front of his door. He did not remember putting a tree there. He tried to think, but nothing was happening. At that moment, he noticed a note on the tree, with large letters notifying him of a "Notice". John opened the note, and it read "101st and N Barnes Str".
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hobz
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Joined: 21 Mar 2003
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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He quickly realized he lived in a small town, with possibly 5 streets in total. Where was this mysterious street?
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Kirves
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| He took a taxi and asked the pretty lady driver to take him to the address. The lady was pretty surprised to hear the address, and asked "Did I hear you right? You really want to go there?" John replied "Eh... Yes?" And the lady laughed, as if mockingly (or did John just imagine it?), "As you wish, sir!" and started driving. |
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hobz
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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When they arrived at the adress, it apeared to be.. a corn field. He figured, this must be some kind of test, seeing as how the taxi driver is so amazingly beautiful. He tried to use his... ninja seduction skills. And was promptly booted out, on his behind.
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on the post.
