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RichardGregory
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Q. Why should traffic wardens be buried to a depth of 50ft?
A. Because deep down they are very nice people
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RichardGregory
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A man is just coming out of anaesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife is sitting at his bedside.
His eyes flutter open, and he murmurs, "You're so beautiful."
Flattered, the wife continues her vigil while he drifts back to sleep.
Later, her husband wakes up and says, "You're so cute."
Startled, she asks him, "What happened to beautiful?"
"The drugs are wearing off," he replies.
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RichardGregory
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Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive." |
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RichardGregory
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Q. What do John Prescott and flat-pack furniture have in common?
A. A few screws in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart
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koko1969
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Joined: 12 Aug 2005
Posts: 38
Location: East Coast
Styles: Shotokan Karate
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| Who is John Prescott? |
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Shui Tora
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Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 388
Location: UK
Styles: Shotokan (Shodan-ho, 3rd Kyu Adult Syll.), Yamabushi Kenjutsu Ryu, Kyudo, Kyusho
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Deputy Prime-minister to Tony Blair...
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KarateK
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Joined: 09 Nov 2005
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Location: N/West England, UK
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That brightened up my morning
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RichardGregory
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I'll put some more up later when I get the chance.
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RichardGregory
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The joys of FHM, Zoo and Nuts! Great for jokes amongst other things...
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RichardGregory
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Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He used to stay awake all night wondering if their really was a dog!
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on the post.
