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Taokara
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Joined: 18 Apr 2002
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| Hey all , do you guys have any idea what the requirements for a Grand Master is? |
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Jack
Black Belt
Joined: 22 Jun 2001
Posts: 1591
Location: England
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| Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Of course, the Grandmaster syllabus is as follows...
1) The exasperated sigh of tired wisdom for when a student performs a move incorrectly.
2) The mysterious smile
3) Assorted skills at making metaphorical links between anything and mountains.
4) The hand-behind-back stance.
5) Beating several 300lb Samoan Wrestlers at once, with two moves.
6) Green Ki Balls - Dragonball Z style.
7) The ability on telling students to scrub the dojo floor after a lesson.
 The deadly 'One-finger-touch death grip'
9) Being 'absolutely sweet'
Nah seriously, I believe one is only Grandmaster if they form the art itself.  |
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Taokara
Yellow Belt
Joined: 18 Apr 2002
Posts: 67
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| Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:28 am Post subject: |
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LMAO ok
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:45 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha you forgot being able to disarm an armed oponent with a Klenex tissue. always a good thing to know! |
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SaiFightsMS
KF VIP
Joined: 28 Oct 2001
Posts: 6322
Location: Ohio
Styles: Shotokan, Shorin Ryu, Shi-to Ryu
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Jack
Black Belt
Joined: 22 Jun 2001
Posts: 1591
Location: England
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| Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:43 am Post subject: |
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Same here. I'll close this thread, since it is more suited for General Discussions.
Taokara please note we do not appreciate posting of the same message in two or more sections of the boards at the same time.
Thanks!
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Jack
Currently 'off' from formal MA training
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on the post.
