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delta1
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Feb 2003
Posts: 1780
Location: North Central Washington
Styles: It's ALL Kenpo! Bring it back to base!
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| The answer to Delta1's question is that love is blind until you do something stupid. Then it's 20/20. |
Well, that certainly clears up a lot! 
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| Question: Is the big toe the captain of the little toes? |
Just the watch commander. The middle finger is the commander and spokesman for all the digits.
Question: Why does the Devil have only one cloven foot?
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Ironberg
Red Belt
Joined: 31 Oct 2002
Posts: 801
Location: Minnesota, USA
Styles: American Karate, WTF Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Jeet Kune Do
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Because gene-splicing is "of the devil". Gene splicing can effect only particular sides if engineered properly.
Why isn't the inventor of "polka" music crucified already?
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TheDevilAside
Red Belt
Joined: 02 Jun 2003
Posts: 832
Location: Colorado, USA
Styles: American Kenpo
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He was, in fact, convicted for a musical felony and ordered to be crucified. however, at the time, ear plugs weren't invented and the executionists could not stand going near him while he was singing, humming, whisteling, tapping and clapping his favorite Polka songs. True story.
Why do Americans always want to know what is up?
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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Because Australians have "what is down" covered.
Why are People Eaters purple?
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DLopez
Purple Belt
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Posts: 506
Location: Houston, TX USA
Styles: Kuk Sool Won
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Because they are distant cousins of the Blue Meanies, who like to eat people that ride in Yellow Submarines to the Strawberry Fields... forever.
That and the fact they're from the frozen tundra called Minnesota. 
Why do people drink up, but chow down?
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Northren Ogre
Purple Belt
Joined: 02 Jun 2002
Posts: 520
Location: Peace River, Alberta
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The reason people drink up, and chow down is because in the process of drinking one must tilt the chin skyward in order to get the fluid down ones throat. Therefore you drink UP. However, when eating the tendancy to bite is to thrust ones face towards the food, which is typically carried lower than the persons mouth...hence, chowing DOWN.
Now here's a tricky one..
Do stupid people know they're stupid?If so ...why?
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delta1
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Feb 2003
Posts: 1780
Location: North Central Washington
Styles: It's ALL Kenpo! Bring it back to base!
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| Do stupid people know they're stupid?If so ...why? |
At some basic, primative level, we probably suspect that this is the case. But, being too stupid to face reality, we instead get on the internet, find a forum, and tell each other how smart we are.
Exactly where did Jeremiah the Bullfrog get his wine? (I've allways wanted to know the answer to this...)
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DLopez
Purple Belt
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Posts: 506
Location: Houston, TX USA
Styles: Kuk Sool Won
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I called and asked Jeremiah about that, and he said he loves Sangria wine, and makes it himself.
Start with some wine
Get some apples and brandy and sugar just fine
Old friends always show up on time
That's why you add Sparkling Burgandy wine
When asked how often he makes it, he replied that he "always has" a batch of mighty fine wine around, but particularly on Saturday nights.
When friends come for Saturday night
It's nice to make up some Sangria wine
It's organic and it comes From the vine
It's also legal and it gets you so high
He said for that extra kick, sometimes he adds a secret ingredient.
In Texas on a Saturday night
Everclear is added to the wine sometimes
Some nachos, burritos and tacos
Who knows how it usually goes, it goes
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Yeah I love that Sangria wine
Just like I love old friends of mine
They tell the truth when they're mixed with the wine
That's why I blend in the lemons and limes
The last thing he told me was he really doesn't like being called Jeremiah, but prefers 'Jerry' instead - Jerry Jeff Walker, that is.
My next question is, why do stereo speakers have 'woofers' and 'tweeters', but no 'meowers'?
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blitzcraig
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Mar 2003
Posts: 503
Location: Oklahoma City, Ok
Styles: National Karate/TKD
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Because dogs(woofers) are mans best friend and not many people care to much for birds(tweeters) so if speakers were to include meowers, it would be sexist since most women like cats and it would bring a bad name to them? Lame answer i know.
Why do they call it "making out"? How can you make an out with 2 mouths....i dont get it?
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monkeygirl
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Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
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You see, it all has to do with the "base" system. You know, first base, second base, etc.
The basic idea is that you're running from base to base, therefore making yourself vulnerable to get an out, should your partner decide that you ran outside the baseline or--if running to first--made a really foul hit.
Why do mothers let their children eat Cookie Crips or Reese's Puffs cereals for breakfast, yet deem chocolate chip cookies and Reese's cups inappropriate breakfast food?
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on the post.
