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blitzcraig
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Mar 2003
Posts: 503
Location: Oklahoma City, Ok
Styles: National Karate/TKD
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 Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 11:03 am Post subject: Responce |
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I dont know about this one. It just came to my head. Ok, 1st person types a totally wierd random question that makes no since and the 2nd person trys to answer it and then post's their own question. Kinda wierd. Ok here it goes.
Why are most pigs pink?
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Northren Ogre
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Joined: 02 Jun 2002
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Location: Peace River, Alberta
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Pigs are pink because they have no sweat glands. the higher body temperature of the pig causes it to have the pinkish hue that we have all grown to know and love. 
Question:
Why does pulling ones finger help them fart?
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delta1
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Joined: 17 Feb 2003
Posts: 1780
Location: North Central Washington
Styles: It's ALL Kenpo! Bring it back to base!
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| Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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Pigs are pink because they have no sweat glands.
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Why does pulling ones finger help them fart? |
Well, it's because of the way their sympathetic nervouse system works. Pulling their finger causes their tail to straighten, which allows their anus to relax, and the result is an unpleasant odor.
Question:
Why would anyone want to pull a pigs finger in the first place?
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blitzcraig
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Mar 2003
Posts: 503
Location: Oklahoma City, Ok
Styles: National Karate/TKD
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| Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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that was a new series of questioning. After the pig question, the fart has nothing to do w/ the pig. Still funny as crap though!! But think about it, wouldnt you like to pull a pigs finger?
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delta1
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Feb 2003
Posts: 1780
Location: North Central Washington
Styles: It's ALL Kenpo! Bring it back to base!
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| Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 9:09 am Post subject: |
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| that was a new series of questioning. After the pig question, the fart has nothing to do w/ the pig. Still funny as crap though!! But think about it, wouldnt you like to pull a pigs finger? |
No! Pigs don't have fingers! So how could I want to pull one? I intentionally missread the post, tieing two subjects together that had no real connection, and added this bit of silliness about pigs fingers just to play the game. So, you can't pull a pigs finger because it isn't there. Now, sheep, on the other hand ..., which leads us to another question:
Where would you take a sheep on a date?
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blitzcraig
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Location: Oklahoma City, Ok
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| Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 10:09 am Post subject: |
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lol....I see
I guess Id done takein that there sheep on my self a date behind the old barn....woooo weeee. 
Whats up with noses?
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Northren Ogre
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Location: Peace River, Alberta
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The problem with noses is that they just don't seem to make sense...jutting out of ones face like that and dribbling snot into ones mouth when physical exertion and cold gets too much. The deal with noses is that they do serve a purpose. They are placed there in order to transfer rain drops that run down ones face into the mouth, because in prehistoric days, cave men were too stupid to open their mouths to the sky and collect fresh rain water in their mouths. Evolution has given us this tool as a survival mechanism. Class Dissmissed! (Wow...I'm Ross Geller!)
Now...Why does ear hair increase as scalp hair decreases???
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Ironberg
Red Belt
Joined: 31 Oct 2002
Posts: 801
Location: Minnesota, USA
Styles: American Karate, WTF Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Jeet Kune Do
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Being as I'm young, but curious, I should like to contribute. Subconsciously, the aging person doesn't like to hear the fact that people are calling him "baldy", etc. Therefore, messages in the brain signal the aging person to grow stuff in the ear in order to block out the insults of something that is beyond control. The mind doesn't like to always be in control - it compensates.
Now, what's the different between Northern Ogres and Southern Ogres?
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delta1
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Feb 2003
Posts: 1780
Location: North Central Washington
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| Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 9:39 am Post subject: |
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| Now, what's the different between Northern Ogres and Southern Ogres? |
Mostly their accent. I was once asked by a couple of smart-allek co-workers, why southern ogres talked so funny. They said we were the only people that could take a one syllable word, like 'yes', and turn it into two words, like 'yea us'. Then we take two words, like 'you all', and make them one word, like 'yall'. I thought for a second, then had to agree with them. I told them "Ah didn' know 'dam* yankee' was two wahds 'till ah moved up heah!" 
Question: Is love really blind, or are we just stupid about some things?
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Red J
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Joined: 11 Aug 2002
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Northern Ogres also say "eh" and use the expression "pop" for soda.
The answer to Delta1's question is that love is blind until you do something stupid. Then it's 20/20.
Question:
Is the big toe the captain of the little toes?
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on the post.
