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PunchPressQueen75
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Joined: 26 Mar 2002
Posts: 4570
Location: NY, USA
Styles: Tang Soo Do/TKD
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Hehehehe me too LOL. I'm just an over-grown kid hehehehe
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Laurie S.
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Ironberg
Red Belt
Joined: 31 Oct 2002
Posts: 801
Location: Minnesota, USA
Styles: American Karate, WTF Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Jeet Kune Do
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Welcome to our Kendo school- the art where we bash each other with sticks while making inhuman noises (could be a cult).
Tai Chi Quan - Transulated Tai - ("the way of") Chi - (lets just guess: "Standing Around") Quan - (maybe Klingon for "Only faster")
What is white, black, and red-
The TKD stylist who faced a Muay Thai guy.
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"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs." |
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PunchPressQueen75
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Joined: 26 Mar 2002
Posts: 4570
Location: NY, USA
Styles: Tang Soo Do/TKD
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| Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:53 am Post subject: |
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Funny 
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Blade13
Purple Belt
Joined: 23 Aug 2001
Posts: 582
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hahaha. I cant believe that there are people who talk like me! I add "ness" "-age" "ism" etc. to the ends of all kinds of words! My usual greeting is "Yoness"
Sayings eh?
Friendly fire.... isnt.
A fun thing to do in church? Fart loudly and exclaim HARK! AN ANGEL HAS SPOKEN!
I hate Spanish class! Its all like a foreign language!
You will now feel the fist of fury. Prepare the long rubber glove. Eeny meeny miny mo. I wonder where... my glove will go.
Your story makes my heart heavy, and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to burst.
We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines
And chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
We're knights of the round table
Our shows are formidable
But many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot
*prisoner claps*
In war we're tough and able
Quite indifatigable
In between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
Its a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot
On second thought lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
What sound does a German grenade make? GLICKEN-BOOM!
Just so ya know.. Kirby owns you and you owe your ultimate allegiance to the llama alliance.
Is that your blood?!
Some of it.
and the rest.... I cant say. haha |
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 9:13 am Post subject: |
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best way to be!  |
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Blade13
Purple Belt
Joined: 23 Aug 2001
Posts: 582
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Wait! How could I forget this one?! AAHHH!
"RUSSIA! Where the men are men and the women are too."
Gotta love it. lol Although most Russian women that I've seen look nothing like men. |
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theswarm
Blue Belt
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
Posts: 280
Styles: Go-Kan-Ryu Karate, filhos di bahia Capoeira, Okinawan GoJu Ryu
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actually that russian description was more like thailand, or so my brother said anyway when we were there.
so anyway..
'man who smoke pot choke on handle' |
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Maestro
Green Belt
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Posts: 381
Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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Anybody laughing at my pink feather boa just doesn't get it.
Martial arts is not a way of life, it is a way of getting beat up, legally.
Sometimes I see you dead in the rain.
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BigGuy
Yellow Belt
Joined: 04 Apr 2003
Posts: 31
Location: Dallas, Texas
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I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter!
Why don't canabals eat clowns? because they tast funny?
Remember that no day is so bad that you cant make it worse.
Stress: What happens when your better judgment keeps you from kicking the living crap out of someone who really deserves it.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate
Celibacy is not hereditary
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
If everything seems to be going well...you obviously don't know whats going on
Never argue with a fool people might not know the difference.
And as my dad would always say when I said "Well" " Such a deep subject for a shallow mind" |
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on the post.
