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PunchPressQueen75
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Joined: 26 Mar 2002
Posts: 4570
Location: NY, USA
Styles: Tang Soo Do/TKD
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 Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 2:43 pm Post subject: Sayings??? |
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Hi all. I wanna hear the weirdest sayings you've heard or read (remember keep it clean).
I like the one that says: "the heck with milk, got beer?" (changed the curses in case kids read this). I also saw one that said "get a life .... Martial arts life."
Anyone else?
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Red J
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Joined: 11 Aug 2002
Posts: 2277
Location: WPB, FL
Styles: Shaolin Kempo Nidan
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OK, clean.
Man who run in front of car soon get tired.
Man who run in back of car get exhausted.
War doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left.
I heard these and some I can't repeat this weekend. |
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ZeRo
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Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2002 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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"whats that got to do with the price of cheese?!!?"
" i couldnt give a flying scotsman" |
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Xtreme Fury
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Joined: 18 Sep 2002
Posts: 104
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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GoldDragon
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Joined: 10 Aug 2001
Posts: 1363
Location: Hartford, Connecticut
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DO Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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PunchPressQueen75
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LOL Dragon .... Ok these are all good. I had a good laugh. Anyone else?
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Red J
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Aug 2002
Posts: 2277
Location: WPB, FL
Styles: Shaolin Kempo Nidan
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| Man that pass gas in church will sit in own pew. |
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SD
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Joined: 10 Sep 2002
Posts: 70
Location: Canada
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| in the land of the deaf, the man with one ear is king. |
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GoldDragon
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Location: Hartford, Connecticut
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go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
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Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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LOL these are all pretty good.
I like that one commercial for NFL Blitz or whatever football game it was: "kickimus maximus buttimus"
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on the post.
