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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt

Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 963
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:21 am Post subject: |
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One day I was going do my favourtive martial when this man came up to me and challanged me to a fight I almost got scared but then I noticed he was blind so i thought i should say no but he really wanted too so I said yes I was suprized that he was very quick but I managed to get the hand over him intil he triped me over flat on my face I fell and got a bleeding nose I started to cry he noticed I was and said to me sorry i thought you were better than that you weedy little white belt well you know thats how people are they aren't as good as the people in higher ranking belts so leave me alone as I turned around and left but then I saw him right infront of me and said "I can train you if you want me to you have the ability" I know i do but I think i can do it on my own He said" no i think that i can help you trust me okay fine i agreed well see all see yuo around town but i wont be in town here when you want to do this fight so we decided to eat nachos and cheesesticks instead because of my new and improved training diet.
so i decided to drink a soda(in the middle of my diet) in the midst of doing some jumping jacks to see if I could do it without puking my guts up!- Luckily I didnt puke- i just held my breath until my eyes poped outta my head while there were these great... shows on, on how to do jumping jacks I never really knew how to do them properly intil today I am very proud that I learned something today because it usually takes me a week to get even simple concepts that shouldn't take that long because then I just get to lazy to try hard enough to even break a sweat because I just like to sit on my couch all day and watch t.v. while all my friends are outside and having fun without me eating chalupas from Taco Bell and gaining more and more weight to carry around their oversized bodies that are so heavy and can't move very fast because they are very round and bloated.
Then I started To convulse wildley because I had a bad reaction to the sode / jumping jack ombonation. After that the blind man spotted me and kicked me in the knee because I pretended to |
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dratix
Yellow Belt


Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 76
Location: california
Styles: jeet kune do & wrestling
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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One day I was going do my favourtive martial when this man came up to me and challanged me to a fight I almost got scared but then I noticed he was blind so i thought i should say no but he really wanted too so I said yes I was suprized that he was very quick but I managed to get the hand over him intil he triped me over flat on my face I fell and got a bleeding nose I started to cry he noticed I was and said to me sorry i thought you were better than that you weedy little white belt well you know thats how people are they aren't as good as the people in higher ranking belts so leave me alone as I turned around and left but then I saw him right infront of me and said "I can train you if you want me to you have the ability" I know i do but I think i can do it on my own He said" no i think that i can help you trust me okay fine i agreed well see all see yuo around town but i wont be in town here when you want to do this fight so we decided to eat nachos and cheesesticks instead because of my new and improved training diet.
so i decided to drink a soda(in the middle of my diet) in the midst of doing some jumping jacks to see if I could do it without puking my guts up!- Luckily I didnt puke- i just held my breath until my eyes poped outta my head while there were these great... shows on, on how to do jumping jacks I never really knew how to do them properly intil today I am very proud that I learned something today because it usually takes me a week to get even simple concepts that shouldn't take that long because then I just get to lazy to try hard enough to even break a sweat because I just like to sit on my couch all day and watch t.v. while all my friends are outside and having fun without me eating chalupas from Taco Bell and gaining more and more weight to carry around their oversized bodies that are so heavy and can't move very fast because they are very round and bloated.
Then I started To convulse wildley because I had a bad reaction to the sode / jumping jack ombonation. After that the blind man spotted me and kicked me in the knee because I pretended to be a pirate with one leg, but a stupid old _________________ "Give me back my sandals or i'm keeping your nephew's hamster..."- Bruce Lee |
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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt

Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 963
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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One day I was going do my favourtive martial when this man came up to me and challanged me to a fight I almost got scared but then I noticed he was blind so i thought i should say no but he really wanted too so I said yes I was suprized that he was very quick but I managed to get the hand over him intil he triped me over flat on my face I fell and got a bleeding nose I started to cry he noticed I was and said to me sorry i thought you were better than that you weedy little white belt well you know thats how people are they aren't as good as the people in higher ranking belts so leave me alone as I turned around and left but then I saw him right infront of me and said "I can train you if you want me to you have the ability" I know i do but I think i can do it on my own He said" no i think that i can help you trust me okay fine i agreed well see all see yuo around town but i wont be in town here when you want to do this fight so we decided to eat nachos and cheesesticks instead because of my new and improved training diet.
so i decided to drink a soda(in the middle of my diet) in the midst of doing some jumping jacks to see if I could do it without puking my guts up!- Luckily I didnt puke- i just held my breath until my eyes poped outta my head while there were these great... shows on, on how to do jumping jacks I never really knew how to do them properly intil today I am very proud that I learned something today because it usually takes me a week to get even simple concepts that shouldn't take that long because then I just get to lazy to try hard enough to even break a sweat because I just like to sit on my couch all day and watch t.v. while all my friends are outside and having fun without me eating chalupas from Taco Bell and gaining more and more weight to carry around their oversized bodies that are so heavy and can't move very fast because they are very round and bloated.
Then I started To convulse wildley because I had a bad reaction to the sode / jumping jack ombonation. After that the blind man spotted me and kicked me in the knee because I pretended to be a pirate with one leg, but a stupid old rat that was the size of my |
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dratix
Yellow Belt


Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 76
Location: california
Styles: jeet kune do & wrestling
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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One day I was going do my favourtive martial when this man came up to me and challanged me to a fight I almost got scared but then I noticed he was blind so i thought i should say no but he really wanted too so I said yes I was suprized that he was very quick but I managed to get the hand over him intil he triped me over flat on my face I fell and got a bleeding nose I started to cry he noticed I was and said to me sorry i thought you were better than that you weedy little white belt well you know thats how people are they aren't as good as the people in higher ranking belts so leave me alone as I turned around and left but then I saw him right infront of me and said "I can train you if you want me to you have the ability" I know i do but I think i can do it on my own He said" no i think that i can help you trust me okay fine i agreed well see all see yuo around town but i wont be in town here when you want to do this fight so we decided to eat nachos and cheesesticks instead because of my new and improved training diet.
so i decided to drink a soda(in the middle of my diet) in the midst of doing some jumping jacks to see if I could do it without puking my guts up!- Luckily I didnt puke- i just held my breath until my eyes poped outta my head while there were these great... shows on, on how to do jumping jacks I never really knew how to do them properly intil today I am very proud that I learned something today because it usually takes me a week to get even simple concepts that shouldn't take that long because then I just get to lazy to try hard enough to even break a sweat because I just like to sit on my couch all day and watch t.v. while all my friends are outside and having fun without me eating chalupas from Taco Bell and gaining more and more weight to carry around their oversized bodies that are so heavy and can't move very fast because they are very round and bloated.
Then I started To convulse wildley because I had a bad reaction to the sode / jumping jack ombonation. After that the blind man spotted me and kicked me in the knee because I pretended to be a pirate with one leg, but a stupid old rat that was the size of my big fat and juicy _________________ "Give me back my sandals or i'm keeping your nephew's hamster..."- Bruce Lee |
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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt

Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 963
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 9:46 am Post subject: |
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One day I was going do my favourtive martial when this man came up to me and challanged me to a fight I almost got scared but then I noticed he was blind so i thought i should say no but he really wanted too so I said yes I was suprized that he was very quick but I managed to get the hand over him intil he triped me over flat on my face I fell and got a bleeding nose I started to cry he noticed I was and said to me sorry i thought you were better than that you weedy little white belt well you know thats how people are they aren't as good as the people in higher ranking belts so leave me alone as I turned around and left but then I saw him right infront of me and said "I can train you if you want me to you have the ability" I know i do but I think i can do it on my own He said" no i think that i can help you trust me okay fine i agreed well see all see yuo around town but i wont be in town here when you want to do this fight so we decided to eat nachos and cheesesticks instead because of my new and improved training diet.
so i decided to drink a soda(in the middle of my diet) in the midst of doing some jumping jacks to see if I could do it without puking my guts up!- Luckily I didnt puke- i just held my breath until my eyes poped outta my head while there were these great... shows on, on how to do jumping jacks I never really knew how to do them properly intil today I am very proud that I learned something today because it usually takes me a week to get even simple concepts that shouldn't take that long because then I just get to lazy to try hard enough to even break a sweat because I just like to sit on my couch all day and watch t.v. while all my friends are outside and having fun without me eating chalupas from Taco Bell and gaining more and more weight to carry around their oversized bodies that are so heavy and can't move very fast because they are very round and bloated.
Then I started To convulse wildley because I had a bad reaction to the sode / jumping jack ombonation. After that the blind man spotted me and kicked me in the knee because I pretended to be a pirate with one leg, but a stupid old rat that was the size of my big fat and juicy steak that was in my pocket becuase I ordered it yesterday. |
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shukokai2000
Green Belt

Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 436
Location: manchester ENGLAND
Styles: shukokai shito-ryu ... boxing/kick boxing
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:36 am Post subject: |
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all of the above ( plus )
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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt

Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 963
Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:29 am Post subject: |
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shukokai2000
Green Belt

Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 436
Location: manchester ENGLAND
Styles: shukokai shito-ryu ... boxing/kick boxing
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ncole_91
Pre-Black Belt

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Location: Canada
Styles: Shotokan
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| the big rats body and all the juice started to ouze out of the steak. |
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shukokai2000
Green Belt

Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 436
Location: manchester ENGLAND
Styles: shukokai shito-ryu ... boxing/kick boxing
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:34 am Post subject: |
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