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Maestro
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Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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 Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2003 12:53 pm Post subject: Strangest MA's |
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This whole knitting thing gave me an idea. What do you think would make for the funniest, weirdest, or most strangely effective martial art?
I think knitting might not be so bad, also Lacrosse could probably produce some good techniques.
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IAMA_chick
Purple Belt
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Posts: 515
Location: Indiana
Styles: tae kwon do
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lacrosse is a MA? i though it was a game like with net sticks and stuff!?
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BKJ1216
Black Belt
Joined: 22 Feb 2003
Posts: 1145
Location: Yakima, Washington
Styles: Shudokan Karate
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gardening.
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Maestro
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Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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hooho, yeah that's a good one BKJ. No Pro, it's what do you think could make a good art that is not.
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theswarm
Blue Belt
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
Posts: 280
Styles: Go-Kan-Ryu Karate, filhos di bahia Capoeira, Okinawan GoJu Ryu
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Cricket - imagine instead of shurikens you just knock people out by throwing heavy balls at their temple, cricket bats and wickets are the main weapons taught here
Swimming - imagine the katas/forms!
skateboarding, learning how to use the skateboard as a weapon and a shield
Bar Fu - the art of using everything in a bar to your defence - chair style, broken bottle style, full bottle style, molatov cocktail style, pool cue, and pool ball in a sock style. |
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Maestro
Green Belt
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Posts: 381
Styles: Traditonal Tae kwon do, Taiji Chuan (Yang)
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(Bar Fu is already an Art, I have seen it in action many times.  )
Fancy-Restaurant Do. I mean, you've got like four different forks at your disposal, as well as three knives and three spoons. Who knows what you could pull off with all that hardware.
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theswarm
Blue Belt
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Styles: Go-Kan-Ryu Karate, filhos di bahia Capoeira, Okinawan GoJu Ryu
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imagine the broken bottle kata though
it would be hilarious |
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hobz
Blue Belt
Joined: 21 Mar 2003
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Kung Fu Hamster
Orange Belt
Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Posts: 148
Location: Sunny ol' England
Styles: Shotokan
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Carokan! The ultimate self defense in a car.. You just run em over... £100 an hour 
And there could be a sport like football. You have to use your martial arts tecniques to get the ball into the goal. You can also beat up the other people and have fights in the middle of the pitch... Now THAT I would watch. Football sucks This rules... I call it "MA balls." hahahaha....
Could you just imagine it though. Loads of fights going on all at the same time...
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on the post.
