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SaiFightsMS
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Location: Ohio
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The Ladies Commode!!
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.
Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off... confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
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Phantasmatic
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Joined: 21 Dec 2001
Posts: 586
Location: Dunlap, Illinois
Styles: Goju-Ryu, Shorei-Ryu, Shuri-Ryu, Kobudo, Judo, Shin-Kage Ryu
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I read whole mags when im on the pot! 
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Jiggy9
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Joined: 01 Nov 2001
Posts: 517
Location: Dubai - U.A.E
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I dont read in there....and I cant stand people who do- lol (no offence). Just the thought freaks me out, it's icky...and unhygenic at that!
Oh well - maybe its just me.
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HighKickin102084
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Joined: 26 Mar 2002
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Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:43 am Post subject: |
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I read in there all the time, especially he classics,such as Keats and Austen. I figure why waste good reading time. I also firmly support the roo off the top, anything else would be uncivilized, well not really.
Nice topic by the way. 
Emily
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SaiFightsMS
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Location: Ohio
Styles: Shotokan, Shorin Ryu, Shi-to Ryu
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Actually until the mid 70's the rest stops on Ohio interstates were a joke among interstate truckers. You see they did not flush. The outhouse lived on here a long time.
You should have heard some of the jokes they made about stopping before they entered the state or else hold it all the way through.
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Kempo_Dude
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Joined: 27 May 2002
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Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: Tue May 28, 2002 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Well... Didn't it have a Aircon and a TV. Thats not a relaxing room.
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