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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12841
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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I need help fixing my sword. |
I can fix that: Don't use it to fix anything!
Help, I'm too short. 
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:35 am Post subject: |
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I can fix that, give me some duct tape and two cars.
Help! I need a shrubbery!
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The BB of C
KF Sempai
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 578
Location: New York
Styles: Cannon Style, Kuk Sool Won, Isshin-ryu
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| Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:21 am Post subject: |
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I can fix that. Find me a large piece of wood, a blowtorch, and two metal rods.
Help I'm bored!
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marie curie
KF Sempai
Joined: 18 Oct 2005
Posts: 1019
Location: PA, USA
Styles: Ko Sutemi Seiei Kan Karate, Kajukenbo, Kodokan Judo, Gracie Barra Jiu-Jitsu, Olympic Tae Kwon Doe
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I can fix that! find me a ball of string and a washingmachine.
Help! My oven is dirty!
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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| Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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I can fix that, get me some gasoline, a match and a bag of marshmellows.
Help! My lawn needs mowed!
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12841
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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I can fix that: diesel 
Help, I need more sleep! (Can't wait for these replies!!!  )
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KarateEd
KF Sempai
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Alabama
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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I can fix that! Find me a school desk, a black board, and Ferris Bueller's history teacher.
Help! Thinking of Ferris Bueller's teacher made me sleepy!
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The BB of C
KF Sempai
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 578
Location: New York
Styles: Cannon Style, Kuk Sool Won, Isshin-ryu
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I can fix that. Think of Willy Wonka.
Help! I'm hungry and there's nothing good to eat!
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There is little honor in going down. There is no honor in going down without a fight. --- Victory dwells in the individual, not the style.
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KarateEd
KF Sempai
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Alabama
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| Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:45 am Post subject: |
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I can fix that, get me a large bowl, some grass shears, a case of ranch dressing, and a map to lordtariel's house!
Help, I'm addicted to Almond Snickers!
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12841
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Help, I'm addicted to Almond Snickers! |
I can fix that: there is no such thing! (Ah, the old Mars bar, gotta love it!)
Help, all I watch on TV is SportsCenter!
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