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The BB of C
KF Sempai
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 584
Location: New York
Styles: Cannon Style, Kuk Sool Won, Isshin-ryu
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I can fix that. Find me the remote control.
None of my friends will pick up their phone.
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There is little honor in going down. There is no honor in going down without a fight. --- Victory dwells in the individual, not the style.
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KarateEd
KF Sempai
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 559
Location: Alabama
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:16 am Post subject: |
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I can fix that! Get me Pavlov and he'll have your friends trained to answer the phone in no time
Help!
I need more hours in the day to get my school work done!
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The BB of C
KF Sempai
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 584
Location: New York
Styles: Cannon Style, Kuk Sool Won, Isshin-ryu
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I can fix that. Find me a bottle of awake pills and an airhorn.
My computer is working slowly!
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PSBN Doug
KF VIP
Joined: 04 Nov 2001
Posts: 3754
Location: Houston, TX
Styles: Kuk Sool Won
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I can fix that. Get me a ram card, a pocket protector, and $80/hr for labor.
Help! Some of the management at work are idiots.
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The BB of C
KF Sempai
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 584
Location: New York
Styles: Cannon Style, Kuk Sool Won, Isshin-ryu
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I can fix that. Find me the paddle of justice, some Mountain Dew, and a blindfold.
Help! I ate too much!
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12924
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Help! I ate too much! |
I can fix that! Just hold still while I wind up this punch to the stomach...
Help! I have never been able to do the splits!
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PSBN Doug
KF VIP
Joined: 04 Nov 2001
Posts: 3754
Location: Houston, TX
Styles: Kuk Sool Won
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I can fix that! Get me a couple trees, a couple lengths of rope, and some really good earplugs.
Help! The pine needles keep cluttering up the yard.
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Kuk Sool Won - 3rd dan
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The BB of C
KF Sempai
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 584
Location: New York
Styles: Cannon Style, Kuk Sool Won, Isshin-ryu
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I can fix that. Find me some matches, some gasoline, and a firehose for later.
But first we must fix the fact that my leg is asleep.
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PSBN Doug
KF VIP
Joined: 04 Nov 2001
Posts: 3754
Location: Houston, TX
Styles: Kuk Sool Won
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I can fix that. Grap me some line, a raw steak, and a pit bull (maybe add a first aid kit).
But hey, I need help because about 1,000 candy grubbing kids are headed for my front door tonight.
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The BB of C
KF Sempai
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 584
Location: New York
Styles: Cannon Style, Kuk Sool Won, Isshin-ryu
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I've come too late to fix that.
I'm slow.
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on the post.
