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Kumite988
Orange Belt
Joined: 03 Aug 2003
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Location: U.S.A
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But they had to cut their argument short because it was their daughters Bday, and they wanted to make sure she enjoyed it  However, Jack still couldn't get Jessica out of his mind. |
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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| Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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Jack's wife decided to put an end to this Dojo Bunny (a.k.a Jessica) 
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Kumite988
Orange Belt
Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 188
Location: U.S.A
Styles: Shito-Ryu
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When Jack asked his wife if she had killed Jessica, she laughed an evil, psychotic laugh and replied with an evil grin on her face  "Yes, YES I DID, I Killed her! AND I'LL KILL HER AGAIN IF I HAVE TO" |
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capn_midnight
Yellow Belt
Joined: 08 May 2002
Posts: 81
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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| Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2003 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Jack wondered what the neighbors would think 
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Northren Ogre
Purple Belt
Joined: 02 Jun 2002
Posts: 520
Location: Peace River, Alberta
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:50 am Post subject: |
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However the stress of wondering made Jack very tired and he fell asleep on the lawn.  |
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
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Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 8:35 am Post subject: |
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When Jack's daughter found him lying there half an hour later, she was quite amused... 
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GrrrArg
Black Belt
Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Then she noticed he was breathing shallow so she waved over a passing ambulance  |
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Icetuete
Black Belt
Joined: 17 May 2003
Posts: 1025
Location: Germany
Styles: ITF Taekwondo
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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the driver in the ambulance looked exactly like Jessica ->  |
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monkeygirl
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| Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 10:56 am Post subject: |
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And the paramedic looked rather a lot like Zorro.. 
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kchenault
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Sep 2002
Posts: 1049
Location: Ottawa, KS USA
Styles: TKD, little Hap Ki Do
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| Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:13 am Post subject: |
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Jack woke up and kissed the driver, thinking it was Jessica. 
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on the post.
