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seersin
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

something about tha ninchakus,It's a do or die situation,You'll either look great or completely stupid.I cracked myself in tha head with a 3-sectional staff before.
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mindsedgeblade
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't forget your "sticky hands" when holding a bo.
One of the advanced students in my weapons class just loves to test our grip. This sometimes *cough*too often*cough* ends with a bo flying accross the floor and making a lot (repeat LOT) of noise.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't egg people on (KumiteKing my friend got beaten up for it)

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont start crying in the middle of sparring, and then when your opponent turns his back in disgust leap on him like a rabid monkey
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always Protect Your Groin ...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AngelaG wrote:
Fail to look as though a technique is hurting you when doing partner work. This guarantees that the instructor will come up to show them how to do it, using you as the dummy.


This has a really odd tenedancy to happen around me and my green belt friend. We're both unnaturally flexible, me in particular, and so techniques that mess everyone else up don't hurt us in the least. We don't even have to act. Like, Sensei Fee was grappling me, got me into a weird sort of lock so I'm on my stomach incapable of using my legs because he's sitting on them. It's supposed to hurt. It didn't hurt me at all, just made my legs numb out a little. So he tried to do something to correct it. Unfortunately for him, I'm really ticklish too, and started laughing. Lots of other people were grappling at the time, and so stopped to see why on earth a yellow belt was laughing at the black belt. It confused the class, but I made both the senseis laugh. And nobody can do wrist locks on me or my friend either, they don't usually work real well, unless you can get ahold of us. That being a big problem.
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Densetsu Bushi
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

soccerghost wrote:
too true too true.


your quote, on your sig is from Adam Savage, of the MythBusters
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FART lol
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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do not sing "Smooth Criminal" everytime you score a point.

Never try to impress the females (if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong).

When your master asks you to spar, do not scream "PRESS START BUTTON". Above all else dont make those electronic coin noises, and then say "it's Capcom, did you get it?"

Don't lose your temper when failing a technique.

Do not wear Spiderman briefs under white Gi pants.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superfoot wrote:
Do not sing "Smooth Criminal" everytime you score a point.

Never try to impress the females (if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong).

When your master asks you to spar, do not scream "PRESS START BUTTON". Above all else dont make those electronic coin noises, and then say "it's Capcom, did you get it?"

Don't lose your temper when failing a technique.

Do not wear Spiderman briefs under white Gi pants.



Too funny..... and very true!
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