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Sam
Black Belt
Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Posts: 1746
Styles: ITF TKD, Wu Shu, Muay Thai
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| ....attacking your sensei from behind....... lol |
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Hwoarang
White Belt
Joined: 26 Jun 2005
Posts: 3
Styles: TaeKwon-Do ITF
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| Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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What about standing to the middle of the dojo, and scream "I'm gonna beat you all to a pulp!!!" only to find out that you had walked into the wrong dojo and are about to be attacked by a bunch of angry Ninjas ?
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Sam
Black Belt
Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Posts: 1746
Styles: ITF TKD, Wu Shu, Muay Thai
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| Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:40 am Post subject: |
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| or realising you're in the wrong dojo and their a bunch of people on anger management courses....lol |
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tangsoodo
Yellow Belt
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
Styles: Tang Soo Do, Haidong Gumdo, Grappling
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never call the instructer by his or her first name
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Nick_sam
Yellow Belt
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 94
Location: London
Styles: Aikido, shotokan karate
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| Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| why is that? is it just disrespectful? |
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Nick_sam
Yellow Belt
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 94
Location: London
Styles: Aikido, shotokan karate
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dont get a teenage mutant ninja turtle design printed on your gi.
better yet, dont go in dressed as a TMNT! |
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mantis
Orange Belt
Joined: 03 Aug 2005
Posts: 141
Styles: TKD, seven-star praying mantis kung fu
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hehe...
use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..
he almost changed the way my face looks when i did! |
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tangsoodo
Yellow Belt
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
Styles: Tang Soo Do, Haidong Gumdo, Grappling
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Start singing "Right foot left stomp" "Left foot left stomp" (forgot what the dance is called) and dancing to it while sparring lol
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PunchPressQueen75
KF VIP
Joined: 26 Mar 2002
Posts: 4570
Location: NY, USA
Styles: Tang Soo Do/TKD
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hehe...
use a kung fu move in a TKD sparring class and tell ur master that was Kung Fu..
he almost changed the way my face looks when i did! |
I can get away with that. The style TKD I train in is mixed with some kung fu 
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SDFlower
White Belt
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 7
Location: Florida
Styles: Tae Kwon Do, Judo
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: |
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Call the instructor a disgusting sadist. Who knew sound carried so well in a dojo?
Forget that judo is a GRAPPLING martial art...and sidekick your uke. Alternatively, forget that Tae Kwon Do is NOT...and flip your sparring partner.
Yes, ladies and gents, I have done all these things. *wince*
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on the post.
